ANSWERS: 44
  • Democrats
  • Desire
  • MOSQUITOS!
  • Chocolate and more chocolate!
  • The I-phone!!
  • Hitler.
  • Panty Hose.
  • Devil... Worshipers? Yeah, that makes sense.
  • Organised religion
  • He does exist, and he is on the earth----he and all his demons. His purpose is to kill and destroy, and he often appears as an angel of light.
  • Dinosaur bones. And Stonehenge.
  • Preachers Hypocrites Evangelicals
  • The devil would infest the planet with angry fiery midgets of doom! This world would be butchered by the ankles down. The devil would most likely label this guild of midgets called "Vertically Challenged" npnp.
  • The AMA.
  • Republicans.
  • Spiders
  • plastic surgeons they make everyone look so good it's hard to keep your eyes on your wife.
  • My ex-wife.
  • Probably lots of rainbows and flower fields and stuff like that. Lots of happy stuff.
  • televangelists
  • temptation
  • A trecherous spin.
  • IF I WERE THE DEVIL POEM 1 If I were The Devil I would gain control of the most powerful nation in the world; 2 I would delude their minds into thinking that they had come from man's effort, instead of God's blessings; 3 I would promote an attitude of loving things and use people, instead of the other way around; 4 I would dupe entire states into relying on gambling for their state revenue; 5 I would convince people that character is not an issue when it comes to leadership; 6 I would make it legal to take the life of unborn babies; 7 I would make it socially acceptable to take one's own life, and invent machines to make it convenient; 8 I would cheapen human life as much as possible so that the life of animals are valued more than human beings; 9 I would take God out of the schools, where even the mention of His name was grounds for a lawsuit; 10 I would come up with drugs that sedate the mind and target the young, and I would get sports heroes to advertise them; 11 I would get control of the media so that every night I could pollute the mind of every family member for my agenda; 12 I would attack the family, the backbone of any nation. 13 I would make divorce acceptable and easy, even fashionable. If the family crumbles, so does the nation; 14 I would compel people to express their most depraved fantasies on canvas and movie screens, and call it art; 15 I would convince the world that people are born homosexuals and that their lifestyles should be accepted and marveled; 16 I would convince the people that right and wrong are determined by a few who call themselves authorities and refer to their agenda as politically correct; 17 I would persuade people that the mosque is irrelevant and out of date, and the Qu'ran is for the naive; 18 I would dull the minds of religious folks, and make them believe that prayer is not important, and that faithfulness and obedience are optional; *** I GUESS I WOULD LEAVE THINGS PRETTY MUCH THE WAY THEY ARE. ** The apostle Paul warned us that “in the last days,” conditions would be “hard to deal with.” (2 Timothy 3:1)
  • probably more people like him
  • Satan was ejected from heaven to the earth...with all his demons...fallen angels who chose to follow Satan instead of being obedient to Jehovah God (Revelation 12:7-9) And war broke out in heaven: Miʹcha
  • False teachers in most churches.
  • telepathy
  • Wars, pestilence, famine, earthquakes, etc. (Luke 21:10,11) Since these things exist, that means Satan is on earth causing them to happen.
  • more devils
  • Himself and ALL his demons [ fallen angels ] (Revelation 12:7-9) And war broke out in heaven: Miʹcha
  • His vacation spot. Dead sea maybe.
  • As Revelation 12:7-12 ,gives proof that the Devil exists ,he already has put woes on the earth sickness ,pain ,suffering ,in one place after another . Thankfully soon by means of God kingdom Jesus will put and end to suffering ,sickness ,and death ,as mentioned in psalms 37:9-11 ,29 Jesus gave signs to show how soon this will happen in Matthew 24:3-14 .what a wonderful future we will have under God’s kingdom to live in peace forever
    • ReiSan
      Bad fiction does not prove anything at all. Why would God allow such suffering?
    • Jenny The Great ⭐
      pugs, the Bible says in 1 Peter 3:15 to always be ready to explain your faith. Let me ask you this pug, we know God created the Earth, but who has dominion over the Earth?
    • pugwashjw65
      Hi Jenny... Who???'s Satan... He still runs the earth...(Revelation 12:12) On this account be glad, you heavens and you who reside in them! Woe for the earth and for the sea, because the Devil has come down to you, having great anger, knowing that he has a short period of time.? running something and owning it are different. A situation or even a business can be owned by someone but others 'run' it... And satan will continue to run I, causing all our problems, right up to Armageddon, when Jesus arrives spiritually and locks Satan up. (Revelation 6:2) And I saw, and look! a white horse, and the one seated on it had a bow; and a crown was given him, and he went out conquering and to complete his conquest. (Revelation 20:1-3) And I saw an angel coming down out of heaven with the key of the abyss and a great chain in his hand. 2 He seized the dragon, the original serpent, who is the Devil and Satan, and bound him for 1,000 years. 3 And he hurled him into the abyss and shut it and sealed it over him, so that he would not mislead the nations anymore until the 1,000 years were ended. After this he must be released for a little while. All our comments must comply with scripture... and on this forum, not too many commenters do this. Pugs.
    • Jenny The Great ⭐
      pugs, exactly, Satan still runs the Earth. That's why there is so much suffering as ReiSan asked.
  • The View, Whoopi Goldberg, Rosie O'Donnell, Kathy Griffin, George Clooney, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton. Democrats, liberals, Muslims, NFL, Starbucks, Madonna
  • Satan was ' ousted' from heaven...by Jesus [ Michael ] (Revelation 12:7-9) And war broke out in heaven: Miʹcha
  • The ACLU. &. Big government
  • There is so much proof of him, you have to be blind on purpose to ignore it all
  • Revelation 4:11 assures is that God created all things. Satan has put nothing on this earth, he only wreaks havoc on God’s creation.
    • Jenny The Great ⭐
      God created all things, but Satan brought sin to the Earth. 1 John 3:8 "He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil."
    • pugwashjw65
      Jenny...Sin is imperfection...we inherited this from adam and Eve when they BECAME imperfect by disobedience. (Genesis 2:16, 17) Jehovah God also gave this command to the man: ?From every tree of the garden you may eat to satisfaction. 17 But as for the tree of the knowledge of good and bad, you must not eat from it, for in the day you eat from it you will certainly die.? Up to that point, death did not exist. It started then.
    • Jenny The Great ⭐
      pugs, quote: "Sin is imperfection...we inherited this from adam and Eve" And you think Adam and Eve just MAGICALLY inherited sin???????
    • Jenny The Great ⭐
      pugs, to give you a logical response: sin has its root. That root is found in John 8:44 and 1 John 3:8. Satan has been sinning since the beginning of mankind. Obviously Satan brought sin to the Earth.
  • Both of my ex-wives. And mother-in-laws.
  • As the actual root of all evil; he does exist. The Earth is his domain.
  • Superstition/ Blaming "other" for the worlds ills
  • He did not may have put but DID put evil in many forms.
  • The devil exists by all the evil things you see on Earth. Hate, murder and lies are in his nature. The result: sin. John 8:44 "Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it."

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