If you were an animal in the zoo, what would you be thinking about the people watching you?
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sci-geek
ANSWERS: 19
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Boy i bet that fat kid would taste great with some berries
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i would be thinking "what the F*** you looking at".
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Hello.
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I would be like "ok, what the hell happened to the good ol' days with the generic kid with the giant lollipop and helicopter hat just being in awe at the animals?"
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"and they call us animals"
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Where the hell's PETA when you need them?
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Wow, I'm so lucky! They keep bringing me these interesting creatures to look at. They come in all shapes and sizes don't they? And their skin has so many colours and weird appendages.
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"ugh, good thing these bars are here- i wouldn't want that to touch me."
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Isn't this great? Three meals a day, baths when we need them, sex now and then, and they parade these funny-looking animals around for us to see. Wonder if they're the menu?
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Shawshank Redemption.
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Mugs
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Howcome they get such a huge cage, I can't even see where it starts.
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At least I'm getting paid for sitting here, while they have to pay to stand there.
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I'd be thinking,"Hey, this is like that movie "Planet of the Apes. I'm like Charleston Heston."
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I can't wait to fling my excrement. lol
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Oh boy - I hope these bars are strong enough to protect me from those weirdos. +5
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OMG!!! there's something seriously wrong with that animal!!!
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"what is everybody staring at?? do i have something in my teeth??" =)
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OMG, they're ALL bald.:):)
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