ANSWERS: 18
  • Your RPM's start picking up and you can shift to a higher gear!
  • Your back goes out more often than you do....;-D...
  • When you're at the top, and it still feels like you're going uphill.
  • You keep repeating yourself. It takes a couple of tries to get over a speed bump. You begin every other sentence with, "Nowadays..." You keep repeating yourself. You look both ways before crossing a room. You go to a Garden Party and you're mainly interested in the garden. You keep repeating yourself.
  • The most important sign is when you decide you have all the signs :-)
  • when you get angry for no reason, and when you are feel like trashing every furniture in your home. Believe me it's downhill and that's where I am.
  • (1) When I am no more interested in learning; (2) When I do not look forward to the dawning of a new day; (3) When I begin to "despair" of my life; and (4) When I become stubborn and unwilling to listen to the views of others.
  • When you start saying sentences that begin with "We didn't have..."
  • Bladder pressure.
  • Number one sign----you LOOK "over the hill".
  • When you start having to get up to pee in the middle of the night. When you go jogging and your hip or knee starts hurting after only a few hundred feet. When the dentist tells you that he can't fix your teeth because there just isn't enough left to the teeth. When you drive at night and the oncoming lights from other cars tend to make the road disappear. When you can only see clearly at exactly 18" away. When you wash your hands too many times, the skin cracks and gets real sore. When you take your shoes off and your feet stink so bad, you have to go wash them in the sink. When your hair stops falling out, your prostate gets larger and you no longer have any interest in sex. When any kind of food tastes better, even vegetables and things that you would never eat when you were younger. When strange spots start appearing on your face and hands. When no matter how much you exercise, you can no longer build muscle.
  • E.D....plain and simple. E.D
  • Your nursing home puts Viagra in your hot chocolate. The hot chocolate puts you to sleep and the Viagra keeps you from rolling out of bed. You get your exercise acting as a pallbearer for your friends who exercise. Your best friend is dating someone half his age...and isn't anywhere close to breaking the law.
  • When you need a cane to go to get your cane.
  • I'm trying to type out an answer, but my knees hurt too much so I can't concentrate. Ow.
  • When "getting lucky" means finding your car in the parking lot. :-)
  • When...oh damn...I am over the hill...
  • You sing along in the grocery store!

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