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I said "good morning and Merry Christmas"
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Pancakes, b*tch. Actually, it was more like "Grunt grunt mmmm grunt hmmmm? Merry Christmas. Uhhhhgggg."
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your snoring was bad last night! (it's boxing day here)
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I said "Damn alarm clock." lol
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Good morning
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F***!!! Freshly polished hardwood floors and non-morning people are NOT a good combination.
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Well, it's Christmas. Time to get up. (spoken to myself).
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DAG_NAB_IT!! He left me coal, again!
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Merry Christmas youre beautiful...obviously said to myself. haha
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"Oh, my aching body"! Kids, could y'all give me and your Mom just a few more minutes?
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"Hello." I answered the telephone.
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Hello...(boyfriend talking).......... yes I'm still in bed, no I'm not getting out of it. Come over if you want.
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"where am i " that was me when i got up on xmas day..lol
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Where are my chocolates? Where did you put them?
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"I don't wanna go to work"
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Good Morning , How are you feeling? Same thing every morning
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Go potty dog! damnit! I want to be sleeping, GO OUTside!
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Where am I going to go eat breakfast this morning? (Said to myself) BTW I went to Longhorn Cafe.
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"I love you too" after my boyfriend kissed me goodbye and told me he loved me.
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"What time is it?"
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I said " Porquê ? ".. " Why ? " in portuguese... someone wanted me to wake up but I had gone to bed around 6.am and was askin the f*** why I had to get up xd
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get off my damn bed. my dog snuck up on it some-time during the night. i wasn't really mad.
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I actually slept with my iPod on, and I was still half asleep this morning when I started saying to it "Turn off, turn off mothaf-cka!" Hah.
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I said "Good morning, baby boy" to my 2 year old son.
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"good boy Tonka" to my dog as i let him back in the house from his morning bathroom break.
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"Cat, what the f*** are you eating now?", same as most days. He likes the taste of plastic and anything that makes crinkly sounds. Yesterday it was the lights on our tree.
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Can I pleeeeasseee have 1 more day of vacation?
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the first thing i sad this morning was noo stopp dont touchh meeeeeee...lol yeah i whined that cuz my sister was waking me up at TEN OCLOCK IN THE MORNING!lol and its VACATION!who wakes up ANYWHERE before 12pm?lol
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What did I dream?
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Well, as soon as I woke up my sister barges into my room & goes "URGHHH IT SMELLS OF VOMIT & B.O IN HERE!" (It didn't though, honestly - my room smells of peaches!) so I said "Oh, must be your perfume then." Nothing like sisterly love first thing in the morning!
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good morning.
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"Are you awake?" - to my wife
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"what a wonderful day to be alive" for my official autobiography entry. Un officially, "Dam I hope it didn't snow"
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"Who are you and how did you get in here?"
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OMG, I don't want to do this !!
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*Me talking to my girlfriend after waking me up* No I don't wanna go, well do they have food? can you get me some when you come back? ok ok fine whatever. love you too.
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[after a phone call woke me up] "AGHH WHAT DO YOU WANT!?! I *JUST* WOKE UP!!" [person on the other line]: "are you serious? it's 3:30..."
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Good God it's morning already!
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Good Morning God! Thank you for letting me live another day! I say that every morning. Some people just don't know how precious life can be.
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Where are my clothes?
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good morrow!
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Well, this will be my last day on AB. That will be odd. (I said this to myself of course).
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Hi sweetie.. (to my two year old standing next to my bed looking at me with the most gorgeous eyes and saying "Hi Momma")
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fuck
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"Fridayyyyyyyyyyyy" as in "yes it's Friday."
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Thankyou, I was taught to be very polite
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i dont wanna eat
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"hello sis" a girlfriend called and woke me up..
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Ew it is Monday.
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"Five minutes more."
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Good Morning "Bugga Boo" to my 14 month old
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"Where's my wallet?" (I woke up in Vegas)
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where`s the bacon ? really we were supposed to have people over for breakfast .. who does that ? invite people for breakfast ... I hardly make breakfast for my self let alone someone else ..lol
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I rolled over in bed an kissed my wife an said "Ahh man it was just a dream"
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"oh, it's past midnight, i have to go home now" ... apparently, that's when "today" began, right?
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excuse me, do I know you?
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"Honey, can you please get the kittens claws out of my rear!"
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Come in then.
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OMG, I overslept.
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do you guys ate already? and after opening the fridge... "who ate my ice cream!!!!!?" T_T
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"what?" my mom called my name to wake me up :P
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shhhhhhhhhhhh i'll get up in a bit
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I don't want to go to school today...
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I said - Hey babies are you hungry ? To my kitty and puppy
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Damn it!!! I woke up late for school.
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OKKAY! Fine! I'm UP!! goddamn! (to my mom as shes telling me to get out of bed)
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" I love you" to my wife, as I kissed her temple and went off to work...
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"yeah, yeah..." to my when he woke me up...
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<YAWN> "dad, what're you doing playing 'Say It Right' at 2:47 in the morning?! ON CHRISTMAS?!"
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Good Morning Honey!
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We are going to darwin today!
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"Hello, Jim." Everyone weas asleep when I left home and Jim was the first person in my office at 6:00 A.M..
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good night, i'm tired............again
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what the hell are you doing.... to my pussy cat..she was licking my nose and it woke me up....
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I've been awake for a long time....oh wait...no I haven't I really said that too!
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yes! saturday!
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WHAT?!? i was being called by someone in another room.
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Stop it Brewster.. (My dog was waking me up by scratching my arm because he wanted to go outside)
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Is that for me?
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"Leave me alone. I don't have class today"
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"I love you, too" to my bf Sean
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Who are you,get the hell out of my bed.
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Hi
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Stop licking my face.
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What day is it?? :)
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my mam said "are u up" and while in bed i said "yes"
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"ow! bloody hell...." (I hit my shin on the corner of my bed....ouchies!)
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OUCH!Please, do not hit mommy in the eye with your tippy cup!
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Is there coffee yet? It's not Christmas anymore...but I like the question...lmao
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"yeah"
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Do you have any idea how much I love you?
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hello?(as i picked up my phone)
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What do you want now? someone called my cell phone before my alarm went off
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"Who the hell are you?... Not again."
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$#!t! It's 2pm!!!
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"Aw, what's wrong, honey?" to my dd who woke up with a mild headcold. I heard her coughing and moaning. I sent her to her dad's for the day where she watched cartoons while he telecommuted.
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Who the hell are you?
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does hysterical laughing count for words?? woke up to some drunken text messages, cracked me right up. then i realised i had to be at work in roughly 20 minutes... how very upsetting!!
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"Do I have to go to school today??"
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huh....no.....yes....fine
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