ANSWERS: 33
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telephone the police
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Shoot him
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Scream very loudly.
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Assumed he had the wrong door and point him in the right direction.
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Take a picture and sell it to the tabloids.
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Naked just means he's already to dump in my big cannibal cooking pot!
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I would ask him to come in and what the emergency is and whether he needs clothes. I am not afraid of naked men.
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I'd let our doorman Jesus answer the door: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1020673 ;)
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Get him some pants and then invite him in for a beer and pitch him my script ideas.
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Laugh, shoot photos and tell him he can stay in the den after getting him some clothes.
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Well I'd miss all the fun, 'cos at 3 a.m. I'd send hubby to see who it was!
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I would sik my red-nose pit bulldog on him.
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Again!?!
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I'd let my boxer and pitbull rip his little dinky off and fight over the big pieces. Then they could each have one of his balls for dessert. Loreena Bobbit, you ain't seen nothing yet!
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I'd probably drag him in and jump his bones :) then the alarm clock would go off.. and i would realise it was all a lovely dream................. :)
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Invite him in and listen to the story behind his nakedness. I'd also wake my wife so she could enjoy the show.
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Call the police since he probably would have no ID, etc. He sure wouldn't get into the house without the police being present.
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Whatever I could do if given the chance.....
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Quietly push my husband off the other side of the bed and onto the floor and warm up poor George. A guest is a guest, afterall.
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Warm him up!
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Hmm... Well, there's really only a one or two in seven chance that I'd be at home at 3am, I work nights. I guess I wouldn't do anything until the next day when I found out what my wife did. I was hoping she would have a couple of doctor babies so I could retire on child support, I suppose a Clooney-let would do.
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I'd say what do you want........lol
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Sell him something to wear at an extremely high price
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Send him to Misstarrie's place :)
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Chances are I'd sleep through it and he'd have to move on to my neighbors. My parents live next door to us and my mother is usually awake at 3AM...I can't even fathom what her response would be. Chances are she'd look through the peephole, see the peepshow and then call the cops.
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Invite him in and get him some clothes. It's cold out there, and it looks like it might rain.
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Wait, isn't this more Robert Downey Jr style? ;) HEE Hmm, gotta be honest...any naked man at that time or morning isn't getting the door opened. Thank god for the dead bolt...
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My momma didn't raise a fool. I'd invite him in!!!
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Since i'm a dude, i would probably smash his pepee in the door and wait for the cops to come pick him up.
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I'd say, "Put some clothes on you meshugenah!" and call the cops.
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I would invite him to my bed
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HA
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I offer him a small espresso What else George?
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