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by Talimze on September 14th, 2008
Sword....
It also steals souls to power my doomsday laser....and it's fun to cleave through mortal flesh while listening to Samurai Scanners.
by Kiss A Fat Babys Ass on September 14th, 2008
I would most definately choose a baseball bat.
by Takei-Shihan on September 14th, 2008
I like my custom made combat cane ... or my favourite Ninjato ... but a warrior's greatest weapon is and will always be WISDOM ... therefore we should keep our minds even sharper than we keep our swords ...
http://www.canemasters.com/
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by Anonymous on September 16th, 2008
something blunt if you don't want to kill them, you could take out a knee cap or something and run but if you wanna kill them i would use a knife
by Jannae on September 16th, 2008
Kusari-gama. Lots of reach, not necessarily lethal - but can be, and I already know how to use it fairly well.
by Slap Daddy on September 14th, 2008
a tazer
dont taze me bro
by Babycakes Deux on September 14th, 2008
Whatever I could get hold of quickly!
by Whitehair on September 18th, 2008
I would use my pepper spray ( "I warn you - don't pepper me up, boy!!)
by Greekgod on September 14th, 2008
My own hands.
by lonelyiland on September 14th, 2008
his wife!!
by Mushen on September 14th, 2008
My car.
by jeanie16 on September 14th, 2008
a rather large rotweiller, trained well in the art of attack to injure !
by Sweet T on September 14th, 2008
My fist thought was my brain, however I will go with a wood stick made out of maple.
by ... on September 14th, 2008
Anyone of my daggers or throwing knives
by Miss Anubis loves this season on September 14th, 2008
A screwdriver, one of the huge ones that seem very impractical.
by Lights Squared on October 16th, 2009
My hands or maybe a good baseball bat (wood)
by AylJudo on October 16th, 2009
A flame-thrower isn't technically either a "firearm" or an "explosive", is it?
by Dirty D on September 15th, 2009
a longstaff so I have some distance between me and my attacker.
by J and B on September 5th, 2009
How about a spray bottle full of ammonia?
by Zack on September 5th, 2009
by quack is whack on September 5th, 2009
A heavy wooden baseball bat.
by farseer on September 5th, 2009
my right knee in the persons face.
by MrVampire on July 28th, 2009
Assuming this is the sort of question that disregards any legal implications. I think a pair of Butterfly Swords, they are the most versatile and technique balanced of any traditional weapon.
by Rule Britannia on July 10th, 2009
samurai sword maybe just a good old baseball bat
by Maikaru on July 10th, 2009
A light saber or better yet a 1 foot knife.
by ninjax7 on May 11th, 2009
shuriken (ninja stars). Ha! you all lose. {^_^}
by Langenschwert on October 4th, 2008
Well, it depends on my prep time and the surroundings. I'm also assuming weapon-use legality is a non-issue here. ;) My best weapon is the longsword, which I study and teach. I have two sharp ones: An Albion Agincourt: http://www.albion-swords.com/swords/albion/nextgen/sword-medieval-agincourt-xv.htm and an Albion Earl: http://www.albion-swords.com/swords/albion/nextgen/sword-medieval-earl-xviiia.htm If it were rather close quarters, I'd pick a grossemesser (though I don't own a sharp one yet): http://www.albion-swords.com/swords/albion/nextgen/sword-grossemesser-soldat.htm
by Ryan thinks work is boring on September 18th, 2008
a sword, preferably a katana as it is long but not overly heavy. i have a pair of claymore swords in the house, one in the basement and one in the bedroom, a rapier in the storage room, a pair of "fake" swords (made from swordfish swords) hanging in the stairwell, and a hunting-knife on my desk. Yes, i know, not a kid-safe house, but i like pointy things....
by Scott D - ex-QnA on September 14th, 2008
I would chose a B.F.S. ... Big FINE Sword!
I own several, and know how to wield them. ;-)
by Sheriff Raff -Answerhag on September 14th, 2008
a tactical baton
by flames of fire. on May 26th, 2009
a morning star.
by SigFreud27 on June 15th, 2009
i'd use a good knife or pair of throwing knives.
by Thunderin'Joe on July 3rd, 2009
Thunderbolts from my eyes and lighting from my ars.
by sydney on May 14th, 2009
Bo stick or Sais
by Jezebelle on January 28th, 2012
With one of MY Stilettos?!!!
by doodah on July 4th, 2009
I could choose from the 2 spears ive made, a staff, 10 knives, mace with nails, club or blowgun i made. For long range i would go with the blowgun. For medium range id go with the spear. For close range id go with the dagger i have
by snatchquach LOONYVILLE INMATE on January 28th, 2012
Grab that idiot and put his head through the wall, then grab the nearest thing I can reach, and shove it right up his butt. He never saw it comming.
by Anonymous on October 8th, 2008
well...it depends on the setting..if we were in a closed space, with not much manuvering room, and a low cieling, then i would use a whip, (seen as how ive mastered the whip in weaponry), but if it was an open area, outdoors, id pick up a thick, sturdy stick, similar to a bow staff, and use that (i also mastered with those too), but if i was in a bar scene, id break a bottle, and go for the juggular...
by Tryson on October 31st, 2009
My hands or my katana which ever comes first most likely my hands i take ninjutsu so i would just knock em out or kill em if i have to
by 4down2 on December 9th, 2009
rip my shirt open go figure !
by MrJosh on December 9th, 2009
The weapon of choice would no doubt depend on the setting, the attacker and what the attacker was armed with. If we are limited to what is in close proximity, probably my hands and feet. I'm pretty comfortable with them and I don't regularly carry any other weapons.
by BabyRottie on December 9th, 2009
Taser
by Japan on December 9th, 2009
I would use a concrete baseball bat
by Gnome of Kevonia is a Cheerwine junkie on October 16th, 2009
A long sword.
by devin1792 on January 28th, 2012
with a car
by diabetesman2001 on July 10th, 2009
a pop bottle if i have one available. if used correctly u can seriously injure someone
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