by Halskiisaklink on December 3rd, 2006

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If you had to name your newborn child after a part of the human body, what would you choose?

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  • by snakesncrocks on December 3rd, 2006

    snakesncrocks

    iris - that would be a pretty name ! !

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  • by LynfromNM on December 3rd, 2006

    LynfromNM

    Gene

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  • by Anonymous on December 3rd, 2006

    Anonymous

    Going out on a limb here.... Annvagina Jolie??? ((((cringe))))))

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  • by Anonymous on December 3rd, 2006

    Anonymous

    Dick

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  • by Jessicax23 on December 25th, 2006

    Jessicax23

    I suppose it depends on what I would want for their future...

    Areola Phalange (could be the next Bond girl)
    Patella Vagina (world-renowned opera singer)
    Tibia Thumb (novelist)
    Esophagus Ilium (celebrity chef)
    Pharynx Tailbone Sternum (circus entrepreneur)
    Tendon Follicle (university professor)
    Bone Soaz (folk singer)
    Ulna Meta (international model - shortened from "Metatarsal," which her agent thought was too ethnic)
    Lash Larynx - (stunt guy)
    Fibula Keratin (soap queen)
    Rib Delt (sports all-star)
    L5 - (could make millions on Yo! MTV Raps)

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  • by JUSTNORMAL on December 3rd, 2006

    JUSTNORMAL

    If its a boy and ya want him to be rough and tough, call him "Knuckles"

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  • by Spindizy on December 3rd, 2006

    Spindizy

    One of these three: Hair, Brain, or Colon.

    Hair because he could go by Harry.

    Brain because he could just say they spelled Brian wrong on his birth certificate.

    And Colon, well, There's that one guy, Colon Powell... He seems to be doing ok

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  • by Drublic on December 3rd, 2006

    Drublic

    Adam, as in Adam's apple

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  • by teknimage on December 3rd, 2006

    teknimage

    Conchlia, for a girl
    Achilles for a boy

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  • by tomsims on December 3rd, 2006

    tomsims

    Well, Fanny is used sometimes - and I can think of a few more, but won't say.

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  • by grumpyt on December 3rd, 2006

    grumpyt

    Buttcrack, simple and straight forward

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  • by Mr. McClister on December 3rd, 2006

    Mr. McClister

    I would name it "The Male Ball Sack"...I hope this emphasizes the fact that I do not want to have children.

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  • by Anonymous on December 3rd, 2006

    Anonymous

    If it was a single baby girl: Jewel, after the body part testicle. If fraternal twins: Jules for the boy child to include both testicles, and Venus, after the veins/venous system in the body, for the female child.

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  • by yoho05 reminds you to DYOH on December 3rd, 2006

    yoho05 reminds you to DYOH

    If the child was a girl, I would name her Tulip = two lips. If he was a boy, I would call him macula, Mac for short.

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  • by djb1969 on December 3rd, 2006

    djb1969

    Heart (& Soul).

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  • by Sunblynd 5.0 on December 7th, 2006

    Sunblynd 5.0

    BREASTOSTICLE.

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  • by lizizhere on December 3rd, 2006

    lizizhere

    handy

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  • by mptaker on December 3rd, 2006

    mptaker

    soul would be a good name, after all, the soul is the most important part of the body

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  • by Anonymous on July 5th, 2007

    Anonymous

    I reckon - LASH - would be a cool name for a son.

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  • by kitty loves you on December 28th, 2006

    kitty loves you

    Headward or Headwina

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  • by Perryman on December 7th, 2006

    Perryman

    Eyes-ic.

    Hey, people get craetive with spellings now a days, don't they?

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  • by onzanzabarsands on December 3rd, 2006

    onzanzabarsands

    Duodenum Jejunom. WOW! What a mouth full! So it may not mean anything pretty but is sure does flow. Doesn't it? At least I like it.

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  • by Castrate on December 25th, 2006

    Castrate

    This is way too easy..

    Boy-Penis
    Girl-Vagina

    I'm a straight forward kind of guy..

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  • by newyorkny on December 7th, 2006

    newyorkny

    Carina for a girl. The trachea divides in two before entering the lungs. The section where it divides is called the carina.

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  • by princessemmabelle on December 3rd, 2006

    princessemmabelle

    Liver for a girl then we can just call her Liv

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  • by mysecret90 on January 2nd, 2009

    mysecret90

    Umm Areola. It sounds pretty if you don't know what it is...

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  • by dfgbdfb on December 31st, 2008

    dfgbdfb

    dick

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  • by FULLTHROTTLE on January 20th, 2007

    FULLTHROTTLE

    Glutias Maximus, cause then they would think he was sweedish.

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  • by queeney on January 3rd, 2007

    queeney

    Girl = Aereola

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  • by Wendora on December 7th, 2006

    Wendora

    For a boy Philtrum, Phil for short...

    The philtrum (Greek philtron, from philein, "to love; to kiss") is the vertical groove in the upper lip, formed where the nasomedial and maxillary processes meet during embryonic development.

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  • by Mrs.Dufresne on December 7th, 2006

    Mrs.Dufresne

    Uvula.
    (I had the best laugh reading all the answers! :-D

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  • by Hellaphunt's Skynet on December 7th, 2006

    Hellaphunt's Skynet

    Palm

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  • by ZandyMetal on July 7th, 2007

    ZandyMetal

    Gooch
    Its The Space Between Your Balls And Butthole

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  • by mika0x on January 21st, 2007

    mika0x

    I'd have a lil boy and name him tity boi

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  • by Biggie15 on January 21st, 2007

    Biggie15

    Patella. It sounds pretty Italien to me

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  • by sleepy kitty on January 3rd, 2007

    sleepy kitty

    mulva

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  • by RFlagg on January 2nd, 2007

    RFlagg

    Phalanges.

    It's a beutiful sounding name, I love that name.

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  • by zazzy_one on December 12th, 2006

    zazzy_one

    Girl: Fallopia
    Boy: Vas.

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  • by Mizu.Koori on December 3rd, 2006

    Mizu.Koori

    Bones..??

    Maybe i'd spell it.. 'Bonez'
    Just to cover up.. ;p

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  • by anonymous on December 3rd, 2006

    anonymous

    Basal Ganglia. In fact, that name is starting to grow on me...

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  • by porshacat on December 3rd, 2006

    porshacat

    heart could be a good name

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  • by Trophy Wife on January 10th, 2009

    Trophy Wife

    What about Ejaculation or Jack for short?

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  • by Anonymous on January 7th, 2009

    Anonymous

    Lash

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  • by Beautiful Stranger Is Back on January 4th, 2009

    Beautiful Stranger Is Back

    Rib for a boy.

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  • by Over and Out on November 6th, 2008

    Over and Out

    Uvula or Aorta for a girl
    Bicuspid or Tarsal for a boy

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  • by herman on October 25th, 2008

    herman

    Fannie for a girl or Peter for a boy

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  • by luck5616 on May 30th, 2008

    luck5616

    I would name my daughter Cornelia, for the cornea, or Saphire, for the Saphenous nerve. If I had to name my son it might be, going out on a limb here Thor for the Thoratic Duct.

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  • by Shay37 on May 5th, 2008

    Shay37

    If the child is Asian, I would name him "Chin".

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  • by MyCleverScreenName on May 3rd, 2008

    MyCleverScreenName

    Nucleus for a boy...(or Bush!!)
    and...Cheek for a girl...(or...Nail?)

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  • by Anonymous on March 9th, 2008

    Anonymous

    Iris.

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