If a psychiatrist gave you an evaluation based on your AB answers and comments, what would it say about you?
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ANSWERS: 49
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You have multiple personality disorder.
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Interesting question. I think mine would result in a referral to an autism spectrum disorder specialist, and possibly a prescription to an anti-depressant.
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I'm very insightful and deep. I'm also extremely sarcasic and critical, but in a good way =) (I don't mean to sound narsasistic, but that's what I think would come out of it.)
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Probably that I am brainf*cked.
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Boring person, Little Miss Smarty Pants syndrome and only gets into trouble when in the proximity of penguins.
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Nut. Everyone on AB falls into 3 main categories. Fruits, Nuts, and Flakes. Like a nice bowl of granola;)
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it would say that i am a quiet but intelligent and wise person
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I have issues.
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Complete nutter. And then Jack Nicholson would come in and take me out on a boat trip.
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at first i thought you spelled evaluation wrong, so obviously they would tell me i may have dyslexia
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Intelligent man that is obsessed with Cylons & Daleks for some odd reason.
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They would say that I am a walking contradiction.
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Shared Psychotic Disorder
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That I'm mostly ok and that I have some healthy obsessions with certain musicians. So what?!?!?! lol Great question.
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"keep away from small animals & explosive devices"
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God complex, overly analytical, Minor threat, sexual deviant.
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Axis I: asymptomatic partial schizoid personality Axis II: some social apathy with quixotic features Axis III: diagnosis off the f*cking loony charts I'm OK with all that!! Psychiatrist gets +6!!
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Overly protective feels the need to solve everyones problems needs to be in control at all times totally stressed Ready for life in a soft lined room with no sharp objects piped in music and perhaps books.
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High Anxiety Level. Signs of psychosis.
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Hmmm...Good question, but I'm not certain. Perhaps a classic smartass and girl-next-door trying to shake things up a bit? Go become a psychiatrist and double-check by self-evaluation.
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Hmmmm. It would say that I used to be somebody with a fear of proper punctuation and capital letters. That now I like to talk myself. And to walls. That I have weird obsessions with a ton of weird things. Generally a bit mental.
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That I need to be in a padded room.
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Chronic narcissist, with no apparent reason!
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You need PROZAC. Start with a 40mg dose to calm down your AB addiction. My 2 cents.
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That I was an amazingly insightful, intelligent, compassionate put together sort until a couple months ago...at which time grief, anxiety and confusion became more pronounced.
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Just another "washed-up" comedian, trying to share a few last laughs, in a waning career. Born too early, too far ahead of his time. (sigh)
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I need to get off the Internet and start living in the outside world more.
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The shrink will probably label me as having randomized schizophrenia.
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that i am sweet but *can* be a tad sarcastic:)
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Too crazy to handle.
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How should I know ? I'm no psychiatrist.
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' Likes to talk and genrally act like an expert on everything whereas all that this fellow has is some vague idea about a few things in this world. Needs immediate psychiatric treatment for delusions '.
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That I see life through rose colored glasses amd it's time to blue them up a little. ;)
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This guy is fucked up!
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I should be in his job and he gets paid less than me
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I believe that I would be declared as crazy as everyone else out there.
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I'm a loon.
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It would say "Responding well to treatment". :)
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Never been to a shrink so i don't know.....But i would like them analyzed to see what someone thinks about me (honestly)....that would be cool
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lol, i dont think i want to know what a psychiatrist would say about me based solely on my AB answers! i couldnt be anything good! XD
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"Where the hell is the straightjacket and Thorazine?!"
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"So, wait a minute, this whole hour I've been talking, you've been reading AB instead of listening to me? I'd like my money back, please. (And how did you figure out my alias?)"
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A psychiatrist wouldn't take that much time to do something for another, unless there's a drug to prescribe.
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He's a lost cause. Better put him down
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I am more honest with others than I am with myself.
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that I probably need to get laid
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That i need to seek a higher power such as a god-like figure. Maybe he will say you need some JESUS to council me! and i will say i swear to your GOD that i am quite.sane.sir.
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patient is a %*( year old caucasian male. he is satisfactorily addressing issues regarding freudian genital stage, eriksonian generativity versus stagnation. patient exhibits bursts of humor that appear to be tangentially related to the topic. patient spends an unusual amount of time on topics of healthcare, politics, civil rights, and sex. he is most likely an unhealthy, politically maladjusted, disenfranchised pervert. . i recommend introduction of antipsychotic psychotropic such as seroquel with titration over next 2 months, peaking at 400 mg q D. Schedule for re-evaluation in 2 years.
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...that I needed to get laid--STAT!!!
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