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by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on February 29th, 2008
A moving car in excess of 75 miles per hour.
An Old fashioned wooden phone booth just off the dance floor of a Nightclub called The Safehouse on New Years.
In an Elevator in a shopping mall near Christmas time.
Just heads above water off a beach full of people.
A Fitting room in a Kohl's Dept. store.
A midday matinée of a PG comedy in a fairly full theater.
A produce cooler of a grocery store I worked in.
A barstool at a table just off the dance floor at a club.
I may have forgot a fun one or two but it's tough to pinpoint just one.
by Sam Bickles on January 5th, 2008
In the Principal's office.
by branciforte3241 on November 19th, 2006
"That would have to be up the butt, Bob."
(Anyone remember the Newlywed Show on TV?)
by lady fuschia on November 20th, 2006
In the engine unit of an industrial fridge.
by ...... on February 29th, 2008
Oh my
shower
kitchen table
swimming pool
hot tub
on top of a water tower.
by fisher69 on November 19th, 2006
In my parents bed when they were out
by eddie1 on November 15th, 2006
In a tree - me tarzan! you jane!--hehe
by The Account Formerly Known As Peyton on November 18th, 2007
My mind.
by immaflirt on October 22nd, 2007
The weirdest place??? thats a hard question, i had sex on a plane once, and i once had sex in bumper to bumper traffic.
by kidalbino on July 26th, 2007
church basement
by Ed the Jetpacking Headbanger on February 15th, 2008
In the Atlantic Ocean
by wookieblu on November 13th, 2007
in the back of a truck in the middle of the woods were unknown to us a drug bust was being set up. you should have seen that cops eye when he found us. this was in the early 1980s
by Ninja Chicken on August 27th, 2007
In the men's dressing room at the mall. Hehe
by LadyLuck on August 27th, 2007
An elevator.
by Chosun One on August 27th, 2007
Sears
by Sheriff Raff -Answerhag on April 30th, 2007
The weirdest was in my friend's pool. I thought the water was going to add some exciting dimension to it but it only made penetration weird because the water washes away natural lubrication. Don't worry, they were on vacation and nobody else was around.
by roadpup2 on April 28th, 2007
In a hospital bathroom.
by elizabeth on March 29th, 2007
in a walk-in freezer, a janitors closet, and also outside a club in an alley behind a dumpster... lol... i know i know eeeeww thats exactly what i say when i look back now... but i was in "love" then
by EarthAngel on January 11th, 2007
In the bathroom of a church. I know,I know,I'm probably going to hell for it too. lol. :)
by navyvet1 on November 21st, 2006
One night at a carnaval, my wife and I were stuck on the tip top of the ferris wheel when the motor crashed and after about 15 minutes, she decided this would be a good place.
by Crooked on November 21st, 2006
On the terrace...under the open sky...with the stars shining bright....on a summer night.
by criticalmass on November 21st, 2006
O.K. I'm older than some of you guys & as a younger man I was adventurous so there were a few.
On the 50 yard line of the High school field with my first girlfriend (no game on).
In the bed of a pick-up doing 70 mph down interstate 75 at night (what a rush).
And the most embarassing: On top of a 4 wheel drive Scout out in the middle of nowhere, got too close to the edge & fell off in a bramble thicket (nothing vital was hurt other than several briar scratches).
by intellegensia on November 20th, 2006
at my elementary school playground, damn i owned that place.
by tripwire on November 19th, 2006
Sitting under a blanket in our seat, on a train crossing the Nullabor desert in Australia! Now that was stealth!!
by jt007m on November 19th, 2006
On stage...
not during a performance...
by Mrs.Dufresne on November 15th, 2006
On the kitchen table at my Mother in law's house (while no one was home of course)
o.O
by Anonymous on November 15th, 2006
This is too personal a question. but, i will give a clue.......in italy.
by altgirl84 on April 21st, 2008
Probably over the hood of my guys car in a mall parkade. I've always wanted to do it in an airplane bathroom with him (as difficult as that would be to manuever lol) and in a forest.
by Arty on April 16th, 2008
in a hot air balloon
by Nelson - Jetpacking from bed on February 29th, 2008
Done what? Let's see, bed, sofa, back of car, OH, You mean sleep! I slept in the back of a Yugoslav APC bouncing along at about 30 MPH in the Mojave desert once. If you mean something else, none of your business.
by barney on February 29th, 2008
My other hand.
by Pointeman1 on January 5th, 2008
On a stretcher in a military barracks.
by DA BEN DAN yanggui zi on November 18th, 2007
underwater....
by LANGIE on August 27th, 2007
i fell down the bottom of a well and a girl i knew was there too. so we made love ,but then i heard this terrible ringing sound getting louder and louder, sadly it was my alarm clock. i got dressed quickly ,i was nearly late for work.
by dayan1420 on May 24th, 2007
in the libary
by YouWinImOuttaHere on April 30th, 2007
How about some questions that have not been asked before? This has been asked at least twice before. Check for duplicates before you ask it. It will show you what has been asked before.
by Senior finally on April 1st, 2007
In high school on the principle desk. No one was there because i was a student helper and it was like 5:30 PM
by whittash on January 31st, 2007
Schoolbus a couple times(Not on the way to or from school), a boat in his backyard, various places in the woods of various areas many times, Six Flags on the bleachers after closing, back areas of Six Flags couple times(employee sections), picnic area on a picning table, my grandma's office a couple times... that's all I can think of(of the ones that could be considered strange...) All with my sweetheartapples.
by Sosueme on April 19th, 2008
So far the bathroom of a plane,my pool table and my hot tub. I would like to try it on the green of a golf course. We both like golf:)
by Ed the Jetpacking Headbanger on April 19th, 2008
Wildest = Atlantic Ocean
Most outdoor locations sounds like wild fun.
by RockRchick on April 19th, 2008
Wildest place was my at my old job when the business was closed...on my boss's desk. Wildest that I would- church.
by ABnormally HappyVTguy moves to NH on April 19th, 2008
Face to face, on a moving snowmobile. Looking forward, ummmmm..... Fenway park, in the stands during a day game. Barring that, on a raft at sunset on a still lake.
by Frankster PartyMaestro Of Sillyville on April 19th, 2008
50 yard line on the football field in high school:)
I would like to try it a plane some time;)
by sexyman on April 19th, 2008
in the dressing room, bathroom stall, oh, and on the beach we danced naked, had sex, bit each others nipples, and did dirty stuff to each other. (Ooohhh la la!)
by anonymous on April 17th, 2008
We're lacking some wildness here it seems. I'll give you two.
The first was with my ex-wife. We had a very sexual relationship, and were always trying out new things. One night after 2 or 3 in the morning, we decided to try something new. Basically it involved her leaving the house wearing a bra, suspender belt and stockings, plus a long black coat and high heeled boots and going to the sea front. Then, I was to go walking along the promenade where I would see her masturbating. Anyway, we did all this, and it was very exciting as you can imagine, the intention was then to go back home and have sex but we couldnt wait so I through her coat off and we had sex up against a wall on the seafront in the rain.
The second was less planned and was with my current partner. Basically on a night out with friends we went back to their house and after much drinking, decided to sneak out into their hallway. We sort of got in between the range of the CCTV cameras to try and make sure we couldnt be seen, and far enough away from any of the flat doors not to be heard and well went at it!
Anyway, that's probably enough wildness for now!
by kitten is smiling... on April 16th, 2008
In a barn
In a walk-in refridgerator
On a picnic table at midnight in the park
by Nninee on April 13th, 2008
I guess the widest would be against a wall. The wildest I would like to... hmm... I don't know.
by lil.angel16 on April 13th, 2008
The wildest place I've done it was at the park or in the shower i guess lol. I haven't done it on the table or counter but i would like to, and I want to do it in a fitting room, I was very close to doing that but I thought it would be rude and I wouldn't want to get caught.
by Sugar-licious a bellydancing rum maiden on February 29th, 2008
That's classified information on a "need to know basis only"
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yes, in the front seat of a car on the banks of the St. Lawrence river directly opposite Quebec City and the Chataeu Frontnac - out in the open for every one to see. I was young and in love. It was actually an amazing environmet. Another time we parked up against the back of an all girls catholic school (I'll be going to hell for that for sure).
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hey, it wasn't you at that nightclub was it, Jack? omg, what a night... :)
by Mimi..smiling...there is no Option Two.. on February 29th, 2008
ROFL... !!!!!!!!!
by Mentalmum is back on February 29th, 2008
no answer came the loud reply!
by Mimi..smiling...there is no Option Two.. on February 29th, 2008
Were YOU in Milwaukee, WI U.S.A.?
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on February 29th, 2008
oh gosh, i would plead the fifth if i were you mimi!! lol
by Mentalmum is back on March 1st, 2008
Were YOU in London, England? or Paris, France?
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We don't have the fifth, MM - we only have 'no comment'!
by Mimi..smiling...there is no Option Two.. on March 1st, 2008
that'll do ;)
by Mentalmum is back on March 1st, 2008
AAH! dammit, too late... :D
I don't *remember* being in Milwaukee, will that do?
by Mimi..smiling...there is no Option Two.. on March 1st, 2008
well even if you dont 'remember' it doesnt mean you actually werent there now does it??? we know your reputation girl.. you coulda been on a slow boat to china and not known it! lol
by Mentalmum is back on March 1st, 2008
O.O *amazed*
by minor child on May 14th, 2009
LMAO!!
omg... if I could say your name it would be miracle!
I'm back on the rum again Jack, I've relented - you're right - one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor... it was fun realising it though! lol ;D~
Hey, MM - where're you hanging out these days, girl? Don't see you 'round no more... :(
by Mimi..smiling...there is no Option Two.. on May 14th, 2009
ive been on and off here, but lately have been 'back to normal'!!! (whatever THAT is!)
by Mentalmum is back on May 15th, 2009
There'll be no knowing normal 'round here ladies.
Not so long as I'm Captain!
Just popped in to say "HI" to y'all and hope things are good wit'cha.
;-{D~
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on May 16th, 2009
hey hey!! Things just got better now that youve popped in :)
how are things with you and the lovely sug? we never hear from you two anymore... :(
by Mentalmum is back on May 17th, 2009
Yes, well, let's just say the Captain plays things just a li'l closer to the vest these days, and leave it at that? No offense intended of course, luv.
I do miss ya Mum, hope all's well in yer neck o' the woods?
;-{D~
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on May 17th, 2009
We're all playing it closer these days,Jack - got to, really. ;)
It's good to know we've still got this den of iniquity to bolt to, though! Nothing's changed, especially the questons! heh heh... ;þ
And there's always e-mail, eh MM? Now and then, when we've nothing better to do..
by Mimi..smiling...there is no Option Two.. on May 18th, 2009
A small gathering of the ol' crew? I'm playing a bit of hookie today and wanted to say hi!
by Sugar-licious a bellydancing rum maiden on May 20th, 2009
well Hi sug!! :) its lovely to see you here, all is well over this side of the pond and i hope its the same for you guys. Us 'old crew' will always be lurking in the shadows methinks :)
by Mentalmum is back on May 23rd, 2009
A pleasure to know ladies. Always good there's backup waiting in the wings when you least expect it.
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on May 24th, 2009
sings.. <<we'll always .. be together>> (from Grease!) LOL
((((hugs)))
by Mentalmum is back on May 25th, 2009
Hi Sug! Sorry wasn't here to greet you when you came 'on board' but you know - I just found gold in the Malvern hills! luvly! =D hee hee!
by Mimi..smiling...there is no Option Two.. on May 31st, 2009
hehe, you are some girl you!! :)
(((hugs))) how've you been?
by Mentalmum is back on May 31st, 2009
ooooh great! ;þ
Very busy, moving in, all's well... if very hectic! Haven't been allowed a day's rest since I got here - tote that barge, lift that bail, move that wardrobe... but we're getting there.
Still haven't found my way around, and I frequently lose my way - no idea where anything is, and everywhere seems miles apart! lol
AND I've put on half a stone this week, but boy did I need it! No more stress... :D
by Mimi..smiling...there is no Option Two.. on May 31st, 2009
so youve moved to Glouc????? wow, you are a brave one :)
im glad you are so happy hon, you deserve it
by Mentalmum is back on June 1st, 2009
Yowsers Mimi, I must say I CAN relate. My OWN move has left me badly in need of me ol magic compass, so I broke down and got a TomTom GPS. It's been ever so helpful as well as my lovely lass; Sugar.
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on June 5th, 2009
awwww, all you young lovebirds.. that makes me really happy :)
by Mentalmum is back on June 7th, 2009
I hear ya Jack - I'm gonna have to git me one of them thar gidgits before long, I knows it! Bull's got one and I could use that but y'know, I want me own, so if it breaks, well... lol ;þ
Yeah, the magic compass only points in one direction, and that's not a lotta good when you've gotta go the opposite way dammit :( heh heh
Trouble is, now I'm going to be in the move again - I've got to got to Reading for a month then back to Newhaven for two weeks for work, and I haven't even unpacked yet! Got to get all me stuff out, ironed then repacked over the next two weeks - YIKES!! Don't wanna!! BOO-HOO!!! :'((
I've decided this is not the life for me after all - I'm going back to me desk so I can come home every night - much nicer =D ♥♥ heehee
by Mimi..smiling...there is no Option Two.. on June 16th, 2009
so where are you ACTUALLY staying now meems?? im confused???
by Mentalmum is back on June 16th, 2009
I'm ACTUALLY staying in Glos - and I'm NOT going to Reading, they've pulled out on me - I WAS going there to work, but due to SWINE fever, the Chinese and Japanese, of all people, have decided it's too dangerous!! I mean to say, they're the most dangerous people on the planet!!! (Sorry to all our Far Eastern friends out there...) So now I'm workless for the time being, dammit... ho-hum, s'pose I'll have to enjoy the summer then... ;þ
Sorry to have confused you, my befuddled friend ;D
by Mimi..smiling...there is no Option Two.. on July 2nd, 2009
hehe.. im easily confuzzled, you know that :)
ok i wasnt sure if you had moved to Gloucester or not, now i know :) <contented smile>..... never mind hon, if Reading dont want you then we do :)
by Mentalmum is back on July 3rd, 2009
Thankyou my darling :) They did ask me to go to Ipswich, of all places! I mean ter say, that might as well be the other side of the world!
I'm starting yetanothercourse that'll keep me grounded here, so I won't have to think about moving away, even for a couple of weeks (after I've fulfilled my commitment in August, dammit :P I'm thinking I might get pig flu...)
AAAAAAAnyway, went to see Paul Weller the other week - he was BRILLiant!! God has nothing on him! And after Joe Bonamassa in May - when God did turn up (aka Eric Clapton) - I've been on Cloud Nine for months! We're going to see Quadrophenia (the musical - oh yes...) in a couple of weeks' time - on the scooter - "We are, we are, we are The Mods!", and Bull's just bought a bike as well... a bit confused, is our Bull, cos we're going to a festival full of Ska tribute bands too...!! It's all happenin', I tell ya! Think I need a holiday! hee hee!! ;þ
by Mimi..smiling...there is no Option Two.. on July 7th, 2009
sounds like yer havin' fun girlie!! well im bloody glad one of us is :) i would LURVE to see Weller in action.. that voice makes me all shivery inside ;P
have fun and stuff :)
by Mentalmum is back on July 8th, 2009
Sorry if I'm chimin in out of turn but this whole navigatin the web via an iPhone is tricky to say the least.
I'm begining to wonder if being top rated answer on this question will be my internet legacy?
I guess there's worse ways to go out?
I'm worried bout my Sweety, she's away on business to Las Vegas Navada, baby(inside joke) and last report was she and the lad were laid over en route due to weather/technical difficulties with a cellphone on "E" in Denver.
GAD I hope she didn't go out there just to elope without me?
Kidding I hope but seriously worried bout 'Em both.
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on July 10th, 2009
I'd love to stay and keep ya posted but gotta go to work in a very few short hours and if I can need to get a wee bit o shut eye, if the rum allows, savvy?
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on July 10th, 2009
hey Jack ((((hugs)))) dont you worry yourself about them, im sure they will be fine :) keep us posted though ok??
by Mentalmum is back on July 11th, 2009
Thanks Mum for the reasurrance and I'm sure yer right.
Thing is when she was able to let me know her phone was all but dead and from the lateness of the hour it's bound to be a while before I'm clued in.
I am sure this'll throw a proverbial wrench in the purpose of her mission there and hopefully the lil guy won't go buggy with boredom. I'm guessin she's stressed enough.
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on July 11th, 2009
probably right jack.... any news now??
by Mentalmum is back on July 16th, 2009
Sorry to hear your problem there Jack - but why are you using an iPhone anyway? You poota blown up agin?
As for being top-rated answer, waddya expect? You have a captive audience, what with me and MM hanging on your every word ;þ lol And... what d'ya mean, go out???? You leaving us?
I dunno, I go away for a weekend and ... No, I am sorry. Hope it's better news today.
by Mimi..smiling...there is no Option Two.. on July 20th, 2009
hey meems, missin ya like crazy these days... ive nobody to chat with any more :(
hope things are ok with you jack.. keep us posted xx
by Mentalmum is back on July 20th, 2009
hi MM - well, I was just saying that you're a tough one to pin down, you're so busy! It's true I don't get on here as much as I used to, but I could easily waste a whole day... week, life just chatting wiv ya!
Seem to have lost touch with a lot of the "old" crowd, apart from Tom, bless him, and the lovely Jack here :-* mmmm-WAH! lol
Don't even get any emails from you these days :'( Must do better!! ;þ
by Mimi..smiling...there is no Option Two.. on July 20th, 2009
sorry :(
i dont send many emails.. i have to admit.. im more on facebook and bebo these days than i am here.. still speak to Nitro, Momma Bear, Lizzie Swan etc etc, they are all on facebook, as is our Jack (((hugs))) in fact we all play pirates there.. do you use facebook?? let me know.
I miss you lots honey xx
by Mentalmum is back on August 1st, 2009
No I'm not on Facebook, I can't be doing with all that Publish Yer Photo malarky! lol ;) I'd like to play pirates again though, but (sigh) hey ho...
Don't worry about the emails, I'm meant to looking for work, not chatting! Ditto playing... ooo, I 'ate being a grown-up! grr... haha!
Who's winning in the pirate stakes then - and who's Boss - NO! don't tell me... lol ;D~ harrr.....
by Mimi..smiling...there is no Option Two.. on August 2nd, 2009
I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!
Guess who just got a SCREAMING DEAL on a purdy, shiny and(pardon my French)FAST as FUCK new computer to replace my ol' dinosaur?
Yup ;-{D~ ME!
My old system finally overheated so bad it wouldn't even get start up going before alarms and meltdowns started to occur.
This beauty is a quad-core(thus 4+ times faster, right?) Asus brand that from the scuttlebutt I hear is about one of the top most reliable brands.
I bought it as a barebones kit for well under 200 bones new and a good ol' local boy who runs a little pc repair shop nearby did the Dr. Frankenstein thing to add the missing elements from my old rig to this one. I could just about pee, Im so excited.
I minor mishap in his lab damaged my old hard-drive so he graciously replaced it at his cost for a much larger faster and up to date Sata drive. All while it appears to have salvaged at least most of the data from my old hard-drive which just means extra cherries and sprinkles on the Sundae
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on August 19th, 2009
WHOA!!!! Calm DOWN Boy!! lol
I've got a new laptop an' all... with all the whistles and bells that REALLY don't interest me but it was cheap ('though not as cheap as yours - good deal!) - and I needed another one for this course I'm doing - I've got to have one with XP and one with Vista for comparison - AND an old one with nothing on so I can load/unload and do all sorts of cr*p to it - what a f**ckin' liberty!! (*~*) I dunno, I'd better get a well-paid job after all this or else.... haha.. ;p
Anyway, how does it feel to be in the 21st Century? Great innit? hee hee ;D~
by Mimi..smiling...there is no Option Two.. on August 27th, 2009
Ya could definitely say that again, but DON'T.
I've never heard a good thing at all about Vista. I HAVE heard that the new Windows7 due out some time in October is supposed to be a really welcome change from the debacle that is Vista.
A coworker of mine was avoiding buying a new rig he desperately wanted just to avoid ending up with Vista.
Turns out he didn't have the patience to hold out any longer, but he DID manage to buy it with a promise of a FREE upgrade to Windows7 once it is released, but has to deal with Vista in the interim and doesn't seem at all pleased.
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on August 28th, 2009
Yeh but I heard that Windows7 is just another name for Vista anyway! Ah, who knows...
Anyway, I just got mesen another good bargin - Office 07 for just £75 as opposed to £200-odd - ok,so it came from China, and one of the instructions on the screen was in Mandarin, but who cares? lol ;)
Although the one I bought's got Vista on, it's alright, I've learnt to ignore the crassness of it and have set as much as possible to the "Classic" view. I dunno, 'they' seem to think that if it's bright and shiny it must be good! Nutters. lol ;þ~
by Mimi..smiling...there is no Option Two.. on September 5th, 2009
Naw, Win& is a whole different beastie entirely.
The official release is not yet out but I've just heard there has been a way to download it for a while now, I suspected it was a beta version, but I'm told, no it's the real deal.
I hear that 7 is only a few things that actually worked well in Vista plus all the good things that XP was combined into a better thought through and more reliable system than Vista ever thought of being. But I'll be the judge of that when the time comes I REEEALLY need it.
I am still sheepishly toying with a form of Linux called Ubuntu, that my pc Guru added to my new rig. You wanna talk about FLASHY and fast as HELL?!!! And it barely takes up any resources at all compared to anything Windows ever tried.
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on September 5th, 2009
Hey.. IM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK :)
;) well, im using vista, have been since i got this new baby back in january, and i think its fine and dandy..just my opinion of course :)
by Mentalmum is back on September 7th, 2009
And a worthy opinion it is too, MM!! :)
Well I offloaded Vista from my other laptop - and all the functions vanished! Bugger! so no volume control, dimmer switch, any of that... But, at least I had XP - which I HAD to have, didn't I??!! lol
I'm not going to tiddle with the new one, but I've heard Linux is probably the best thing to use - it's just we're all so used to Windows stuff now, we think we can't get along witout it. Damn your clever brainwashing, Bill Gates!! ;D
Here... that Office 07 was sent from China and one of the instructions on screen was in Chinese - I don't know what I was agreeing to but I keep getting sent Chow Mein!! heh heh ;þ
by Mimi..smiling...there is no Option Two.. on September 7th, 2009
Hey Mum, good to see you as always!
Of course yer opinion is worthy AND respected. I was just workin on input of what I've heard and my instinct to not f**k with stuff Windows tries to do to "improve" things. Remember the joke that was Windows98? and a host of other "If it ain't broke don't "fix" it" till you've done enough investigating and research to NOT create more problems than "upgrades".
Yea Mimi, the bastard sure did get us all hooked on his infernal machine. I still rarely venture from the illusion of a security blanket. If I had much more time fer this ol' dog to teach 'imself new tricks I'd study this Ubuntu Linux much more and familiarize myself with it. It looks stunning in both it's complexity and it's relative simplicity.
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on September 7th, 2009
...and tell the delivery guy "You no cum here no more! I'm cat luver and yo food suspicious!"
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on September 7th, 2009
LMAO!! Yo Jack, I'll tell him - I'm chop suey-ed up to HERE, I tell you!!
Maybe I'll send him round to Bill Gates' house with an order of flied lice... sorry, I've got a speech impediment, I really meant FRIED lice ;) - and ask if he can upgrade THESE, ya bastaaad!!
by Mimi..smiling...there is no Option Two.. on September 7th, 2009
just to let you guys know im going 'anonymouse' ok, but when i chat you'll know its me :)
meems, bLOGGER fancies the pants off yer girl!;)
by Mentalmum is back on September 9th, 2009
haha... yeah, right, in his dreams! ;þ
Why the mystery? mmmmmmm? Wassappened?
by Mimi..smiling...there is no Option Two.. on September 11th, 2009
Hey,..um..er MOUSE and Mimi. I logged in just to share an email joke SuzyQ FWDed me a while back that I just now found and thought apprapo for the twisted direction this CT took...<cont'd>
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on September 12th, 2009
While in China, a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time he is there.
A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.
The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, 'I've got bad news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here, we know very little about it.'
The man looks a little perplexed and says, 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc.'
The doctor answers, 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis.'
The man screams in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion.'
The doctor replies, 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead, if you want but surgery is your only choice.'
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims,
'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease.'
The guy says to the doctor, 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that but what can we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!'
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. 'Stupid American docttah, always want to opawate. Make more money dat way. No need to amputate!'
Oh, Thank God!' the man replies.
'Yes,' says the Chinese doctor, 'wait two weeks. Faw off by itself!'
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on September 12th, 2009
OMGAWD!!!! Let that be a lesson to you! HAHA!! :D
You weren't going to China, were you, Jack... the South China Seas by any chance, gold rustlin' an' all that? Do be careful, dear boy ;þ heh heh
by Mimi..smiling...there is no Option Two.. on September 23rd, 2009
Clearly a trip to Singapore isn't what it once was!
;-{D~
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on September 24th, 2009
heheh - nah, it's full of little lady-boys now - you never know what you're getting for yer Yen! Still, whatever turns you on.... lol ;þ~
by Mimi..smiling...there is no Option Two.. on October 21st, 2009