I'd hate to be a surgeon. I cannot stand needles, blood, medical procedures, dental procedures, etc. I would probably pass out a hundred times a day.

Anything that involves direct eye contact and friendly conversation is a no go by me, I'd sooner shovel dung, hell I'd sooner roll around in dung for a living.

a janitor for one of those strip/peep show booths you see on shady street corners in large cities

The worst job in the world has to be the guy who drives the big septic tank truck that drains port'olets. I mean how can you talk about your job with any pride? I would also hate to have any of the following jobs, like police officer, or tow truck driver, how people can go around and destroy and interfere with peoples lives is beyond me, I wonder how a lot of those people sleep at night? Maybe they don't sleep at all...maybe their aliens!! - yea your right, i think here in TX they call them honey buckets. - im not at liberty to debate the effectiveness of the police with you... My perceptions are based on my own personal view points and experience.

A DJ. I love music. I already DJ but I mean to DJ on radio stations and that. I like music and I am creative so good fit or should I say "MIX".

Hmm.... I hate to be a janitor too. I wouldn't like cleaning things up. Doing a few years back is good enough for me. You would probably not get good pay either.

I could NOT euthanize animals...or anything else for that matter. I just couldn't. Anything that involves ending a life.

I almost agree with Sunyblynd about the honey truck driver. But National Geographic had a piece featuring the Untouchables in India last year. One guy's job was to climb down into the sewers naked except for a loincloth and muck out the clogged junctions. India's sewers are not the relatively clean things we have in the developed world, BTW. I'm not enough of a poet to describe what this must be like as a daily activity, but a little imagination makes me quiver.

Mortician, coroner, autopsy specific pathologist, President of the United States of America.

The people who dress up for fast food markets and other random jobs as mascots in the heat of the summer twirling their signs and waving at you. Getting paid to look like an ass is a dare... not a job.

A nanny or au pair. I don't dislike kids, but I find them really, really hard work. I'd be tearing my hair out after ten minutes of story reading and nappy changing I'm afraid.

Any job where I would have to be outdoors in the winter.

The person who has to read all of these posts/questions and approve them. :)

Secretary. Answering calls, pretending to be friendly, filing, invoices... wait a second... that IS my job!!!! Aggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!

To be a prostitute. I get called a wh*re enough without actually giving a reason, so what would happen then?! Edit: Dear God, and now I'm being downrated because I do not want to be a prostitute!!! IF YOU ARE GOING TO RATE DOWN THE FACT THAT AT THE AGE OF 15 I DO NOT WANT TO BE A PROSTITUTE, THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS TELL ME WHY!!! Who knows, you give a convincing enough argument, I may want to be in the future, and perhaps we'll all be happy. I'd like to be a doctor of Immunology but perhaps my days would be better seeing to the pleasures of men and women!

I would not like to be a garbage man....It would get very boring after awhile

I would hate to do anything in an office environment because I couldn't stand sitting around all day. I anjoy getting up and doing something not just sitting there for hours

popping strangers zits with my teeth.

This would have to be the two jobs that I left after 4 months and 6 months. The job of reporting to a clueless, two-faced, egotistical, self-absorbed idiot.

To be a platoon leader or explosives expert.

I would hate to be quality control at Johnson & Johnson: WHEN you have a 'I Hate My Job' day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: 'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized '. Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, 'I am so glad I do not work in thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson.' HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE A$$ THAN YOURS! Sorry, I had to spam this a little! Too funny! :P

well i train people in on a daily basis, I hate the fact that they don't last when i see potential