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  • (a set up joke) how many asains does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ONE! what are you, raceist or something?? (actual joke) How many ninjas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None!!!(gives eary ninja stare of death)
  • Man walks into a pharmacy and asks where the tampons are, the assistent points to a shelf and says, 'over there by the cotton wool', the man comes back to the counter with a roll of cotton wool and a toilet roll.. the assistant says 'I thought you were looking for tampons?' the man replies - 'yeah, but last night i asked her to get me cigarettes, she came home with a pouch of tobacco and some rizlas - so tonight she can roll her own too'!! well it is clean!!
  • this woman is having a stroke and she asked God, "is this it, am I done?" God said, no, you have many years left. so after her recovery she decides to get cosmetic surgery, lipo, facelift, botox, etc. after her recovery in hospital from this surgery she leaves the hospital and steps off the curb to cross the street and gets hit by a car. She dies. She asked God, i thought you said i had plenty of time left? He said, "you did but i didn't recognize you".

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