It's not even real man...

Since he has nothing to offer even remotely comparing to the riches that Jesus has given me in my life, no. I have never even thought about it.

...only after I learned that the pink unicorn, the spaghetti monster, and Joe Pesci couldn't help me.

Fortunately, I've never been even kinda sorta slightly desperate. So no.

Nope.

uh uh no matter how desperate you are that would be a bad trade

You have some very interesting questions. Interestingly enough... Some said the Devil is not real; some said life never gets that bad. I can say good and evil co-exist side by side and do present themselves very often, or do so in waves. However, evil will not cut a deal just because you ask but rather it does the picking and choosing and when it knocks on your door you will definitely know it. Until that day comes you will just need to guess and choose. And when that day does come you will quickly find there is nowhere to run, nowhere to hide and you won’t need to ask questions like this. I had an experience personally, but, hey... it's like seeing a UFO, you can tell others, but unless they experience it personally for themselves, they cannot understand it, they cannot grasp it and they will just neatly put you in a nice tidy box labeled whacko on the lid. It has been my experience that when I’ve asked it’s been revealed. I use to be extremely pushy about wanting certain questions answered just like your doing. Then one day they were answered and I’m not so excided about asking any more questions. But I do have beliefs built from those experiences. And each time it has happened to me I feel like it has opened more doors to things that make the hair on your neck stand up. When the kid in the movie said “I see dead people”… that is scary but I have seen dead people and I’m not talking about the ones in a box. I’m talking about ones that speak back, tell you things, take you places. But the common thread in every instance is I’ve never spoken they have always shown me something or have made a very brief and to the point statement and then I came back. Again when this incident transpired, I did no talking and was being spoken to. I have no idea what would have transpired had I said "yes" rather than fear it and fight it. Perhaps it would have just gone away and nothing would have happened... But then again, perhaps not. So is it real or is it not... Seemed pretty intelligent and seemed pretty real to me but then I didn't say yes to it so let me know when you find the guy who did. I know enough to know life is a fleeting instant in the whole of things and I don’t want to make a wrong turn in this second of my life… That would be a very very bad mistake, similar to suicide, but worse.

No, absolutly not!

Yes! Weirdly I have. I know I like to joke around and give "alternative" answers sometimes, but I actually mean this! I wasn't really in a desperate situation either.... Thankfully I don't think it worked. The story...? Let me know if you want the whole story.

Fantastic story! This is what I was looking for. Thanks so much for letting me in on your secret. I can see how the article could influence a young and hopeful mind. Thankeeee