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Nothing cheers me up like baby pandas. I got this as an email forward, and here's the story that came with it: "SICHUAN, China -- One zoo in southwest China has its hands full with 16 baby pandas. The Sichuan Wolong Panda Protection and Breed Center is dealing with the results of a breeding boom -- 16 pandas have been born since July, 2005. The brood includes five sets of twins. The cubs are weighed and measured every five days by a special panda nurse. The heaviest tips the scale at just over 24 pounds, while the lightest weighs about 11 pounds. The pandas are due to stop being suckled by their mothers in February, 2006 just about the time they'll start learning to walk. Once weaned, the panda cubs will attend panda kindergarten. In the meantime, more little ones are expected at the center, since 38 giant pandas were artificially impregnated." -
This always helps me.
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it could be worse...like maybe if you in a bulk package of hoes, or is that a good thing??? oh well...
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Out there right this moment, someone is thinking of you :)
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smile because i am thinking of you.
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Just think about how much better your life is than other people's lives. Don't take joy in their pan but be greatful for what you have.
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when I get down, I read this about life, sometimes it helps; Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce. Do not regret growing older... It is a privilege denied to many! Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. Remember: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - strawberries in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO! ! What a Ride!" Good friends are like stars.... You don't always see them but you always know they are there REMEMBER, GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY...GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL. We make a Living by what we get, We make a Life by what we give. God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage. If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it. 'Veni, Vedi, Velcro' - I came, I saw, I stuck around. 'Veni, Vedi, Visa' - I Came, I Saw, I Did a Little Shopping 'Veni, Vedi, Vamoose' - I came, I saw, I ran like hell
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Be silly - really silly. Dress up in the goofiest outfit you can put together and start singing the Star Spangled Banner at the top of your lungs. Then, give yourself thundrous applause. You deserve it.
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how about a song. what makes you feel good when you hear it ?
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Do you like colourful balloon animals?
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Rent a spongebob squarepants DVD.
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Pull some nosehairs: http://www.nobodyhere.com/justme/nose.here
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there is something cute
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Listen to some upbeat music. This always gets me out of a funk.
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Love a person or a thing like a plant
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http://www.snowwowl.com/rlnaturepix.html enjoy nature
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Come sit in my chair for an hour. You will feel great when you get out. Remember Tolstoy said...... "If you want to be happy...........BE"
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here you go you will have to click on most of these to see what they say. they may be affencive but its funny.
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http://www.broenink-art.nl/maukie2.swf try this i think its cute
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You could try staring at the wall. Thats an awesome interactive hobby. LOL
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Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten." The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed. The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples." contrabution from funny.com
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Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten." The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed. The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples." contrabution from funny.com
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Take a walk around a park and listen to the sound's of the bird's and the swaying of the tree's, also hearing the laughter of children playing - I'm so sure that will help
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God loves you and so do I.
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10 20 30 40 50 or more boredasmustard let a toot in the grocery storeee..80 men died gasping for airrrrr..... boredasmustard was the only one standing thereeeee.... now sing this song over in ur head
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First tell me what's bothering you, maybe I can help .
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No, but this might help: http://www.rathergood.com/jelly/
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No, it's hard enough trying to cheer myself up.
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You rule! Like omfg i want to meet you so much. I would give you the biggest of big hugs right now if I could! oh and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XSV7TQ8k3s&mode=related&search=
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Ok! Well I cheated, I looked at your profile to find a hint as to what might cheer you up!
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i'll try by saying that, if ur sad just remember that by u being here on this earth and living ur life the way u do, u are impacting someone elses life in a positive way. u impacted mine cuz i got to answer this question, which i was happy to do. i didn't answer that many other questions on here.
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If that didn't cheer you up, try this: http://www.rathergood.com/first_drink/ Or pretty much anything on rathergood.com. I also really like "Twister"
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LIFE IS GREAT! CHEER UP!!!!
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HAD to share - this is GREAT!!!
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failblog.org is always a sure fire way to get the smile back on your face!
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work like you don't need money, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like no one's watching. the last one is a surefire method of cheering you up. heres a video if you need to pick up some dance moves... and will farrells landlord skit just for good measure...
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oh! oh! go to a hill and roll down it! yeah baby!
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Go get yourself a gallon bottle (or larger) of pure Apple juice that is not sweetened with sugar, just 100% natural apple juice and drink the entire thing over the course of a few days. Your potassium levels and vitamin C levels are probably low? And schedule yourself for a colonic if you can... A Clean colon = a long healthy happy life.
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Give Sophie a hug.
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I heard that listening to classical music, especially Mozart, helps with depression.
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