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by Chezter is going to save the Redheads on May 10th, 2008
Well, sorry to say but odds are horrendous that he's planning a little slip and slide at another water park.
Of the FEW things that might be a plausible excuse...
---For a friend (highly unlikely, I have never asked a buddy to pick me up condoms)
---They're for when he comes back (HAHAHA, that maybe genuinely happened once in all of history)
---Force of habit (still unlikely, however I kinda have to sympathize here because I've done it myself. My girlfriend noticed at the time but didn't get mad because she knows that's just part of my routine. It just didn't even cross my mind. You should know your SO's routines well enough to know if this is BS or not)
---God told him to (Well, how can you argue? He apparently works in mysterious ways, this would qualify as curious to be certain)
Sowwie, some people are just scum :(
by Sheriff Raff -Answerhag on May 10th, 2008
go into his suitcase and take a pin and poke lots of little holes in them. this should send an interesting message.
by Doc2000 on May 10th, 2008
Theres a 1 in 10 000 chance it's for a buddy, but lets be serious, what's the first thing that came to your mind?
by VOD on May 10th, 2008
hes not your boyfriend
by Nelson - Jetpacking from bed on May 10th, 2008
He is packing them "in case something happens", which means he expects something to happen.
by Jade on May 10th, 2008
Time to get a new boyfriend.
by somewhat_anonymous on May 10th, 2008
um, nothing good for you haha. unless he surprises you at the last minute by telling you that you are going with him, id find a replacement boyfriend.
upgrade.
: )
by sophiesmom on May 10th, 2008
i had a smart ass answer till i saw it was you jen jen....sweetheart, it means what you think it means......he is terrified of being sexually assaulted without protection, right? ((((sad))))
by DudeLer on May 10th, 2008
it could mean he is trying to make you jealous. and that he has no intention of having sex with anyone. and that he is just trying to see if you are nosy about his stuff.
by Ec-nal Licensed Bootie Inspector on May 10th, 2008
Means he has other plans that don't include you as well yo...
by DudeLer on May 10th, 2008
it means he is playing it safe. he is hoping to score big. it means he will be lonely without you. it means you wont be there when he gets back.
by bingobongo80 on June 28th, 2008
Hello? What do you think it means? Don't tell me you don't know. Your getting cheated on, leave him. I'm a guy, trust me.
by Carrot and Stick on May 10th, 2008
It means he has plans for those condoms, and they don't involve you.
by Not so Loony gone Ape on May 10th, 2008
If you find them before he goes on that trip, that tells you quite a bit about his IQ!
Your call!
by BeccaBaby on May 10th, 2008
My instinct would tell me that he plans on cheating. Not only MIGHT he but it appears he has planned for it. He might say that they are for his "friends" but... think about it. I have NEVER held or bought condoms for a friend, thats just too personal...
by Keysha on June 14th, 2008
He's going on a trip to smuggle drugs and needs them to hold the drugs so he can swallow them.
by justme32 loves the weekends on June 14th, 2008
If he has condoms he, evidently, is planning to have sex and if you arent going with him...
by Lorna on June 14th, 2008
I wouldn't believe anything he told me when he came home. If he wasn't going to use them he wouldn't take them. Relationship would be over.
by AnonymousGirl on May 10th, 2008
It means he packed condoms for a trip without you. There could be many reasons why he did this, but the whole action in itself does sound suspicious.
by CaptainHarley adores his life penguin on May 10th, 2008
Well, DUH!
by Still breathing on May 10th, 2008
Umm, time to get a needle poke a few holes in what he has packed and move on.
Not really, that would be bad form. :P
But yea, I would break up and move on.
by justus on July 29th, 2008
It is good that he gets this out of system before marriage. Far too many men marry before they sew these oats. He will mature and settle down when married. Count on it.
by anonymouspersona on July 9th, 2008
This is an obvious one.
by Lynzee on June 14th, 2008
It means he can't wait to be away from you because he is excited about having sex with randoms on vacation, and in his thought process he probably thinks that its all Ok and everything will be just fine because if he has condoms the chances of bringing home an STD for you are lowered. His pre meditation PROVES that even if he hasn't cheated on you, He wants to, and WILL!
by subtlesledgehammer on June 14th, 2008
It means he plans to have sex- However, not with you.
by Redman on June 14th, 2008
maybe he is going to have a party. he has the balloons.Lol
by thats.just.me on June 14th, 2008
It means he's a jerk!
Honestly, that kind of guy isn't worth your time!
by Kimberly on June 14th, 2008
Well he sure as hec isn't going to make balloon animals...what do you think he's going to do?
by King Tom on May 10th, 2008
Clearly he's planning on doing it during his trip, otherwise why the condoms? There is a very small change its not this, but I'd dump him.
by Theby on May 10th, 2008
Bye bye boyfriend!
by Rollie on May 10th, 2008
It means you should be missing when he comes home from the trip.
by HOUSTONLONELY on May 10th, 2008
IT MEANS HE IS PLANNING ON HOEING AROUND!!!!
by Sexyrabbit on May 10th, 2008
means he probably is going to go out with someone for coffee..lol Also he is not to smart to do that in front of his s/o.
by Bizzibee on May 10th, 2008
Dump him!
by koldkanuck on May 10th, 2008
Someone else will get a hot injection
by DwarfClown on October 21st, 2008
It certainly doesn't mean he will be giving them out in order to promote safe sex! It means he's planning on getting some while he is away.
by look closely it is really me on October 16th, 2008
It means he wont give you a nasty disease when he gets home, he seems very thoughtful.
by Bigessfour wears a Army COAT on September 29th, 2008
Some place to keep the fishing bait???
by BitterSweet on September 26th, 2008
That's a little obvious and you're an idiot if you don't know what that means.
by TaylorMade on September 26th, 2008
Means you're less likely to catch an STD when he gets home.
by Robin1398 on September 26th, 2008
His cheating unless his that rare kind of guy that like to buy condoms for the rest of his pals...Theres no reason for him to be packing condoms if your not coming. I mean his thinking safe for a reason...guys only buy condoms if they think some sheet dancing is going to come with it.
by justus on July 9th, 2008
Of course they do, they just don't tell you everything, otherwise they'd become quite boring.
by ... on July 9th, 2008
he is a cheating
douche.
by HOUSTONLONELY on July 9th, 2008
means he sleeping around.. or should I say hoeing around... yeah most likely
by Ridiculous on July 9th, 2008
He wants some strange stinky on his hang down.
by Anonymous03 on July 9th, 2008
ah... that really sucks..it's pretty obvious what he's going to do. unless he purposely left it out there for you to see..
you absolutely must confront him about it and if he has no good reason.. then you've caught him red handed. dump him on the spot and have you're on trip with your closest friends :)
by Kevisaurus is a Carnotaurus today on July 9th, 2008
It would mean that I'm gay.
Wait, since when did that happen?!?!?!
by TravelBug on July 9th, 2008
means its time to get a new boyfriend. one who will TAKE you on the holiday!!
by kaceesab__ch on July 9th, 2008
I thinks hes not very good at hiding the fact that he is possibly the worst cheater. Wow. Someone needs to give him a class at being sneaky.
by justus on July 9th, 2008
He is planning on thinking about you, what else would he have in mind?
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