hes not your boyfriend

Time to get a new boyfriend.

My instinct would tell me that he plans on cheating. Not only MIGHT he but it appears he has planned for it. He might say that they are for his "friends" but... think about it. I have NEVER held or bought condoms for a friend, thats just too personal...

Theres a 1 in 10 000 chance it's for a buddy, but lets be serious, what's the first thing that came to your mind?

it means he is playing it safe. he is hoping to score big. it means he will be lonely without you. it means you wont be there when he gets back.

If you find them before he goes on that trip, that tells you quite a bit about his IQ! Your call!

Someone else will get a hot injection

go into his suitcase and take a pin and poke lots of little holes in them. this should send an interesting message.

Means he has other plans that don't include you as well yo...

it could mean he is trying to make you jealous. and that he has no intention of having sex with anyone. and that he is just trying to see if you are nosy about his stuff.

He is packing them "in case something happens", which means he expects something to happen.

i had a smart ass answer till i saw it was you jen jen....sweetheart, it means what you think it means......he is terrified of being sexually assaulted without protection, right? ((((sad))))

Well, sorry to say but odds are horrendous that he's planning a little slip and slide at another water park. Of the FEW things that might be a plausible excuse... ---For a friend (highly unlikely, I have never asked a buddy to pick me up condoms) ---They're for when he comes back (HAHAHA, that maybe genuinely happened once in all of history) ---Force of habit (still unlikely, however I kinda have to sympathize here because I've done it myself. My girlfriend noticed at the time but didn't get mad because she knows that's just part of my routine. It just didn't even cross my mind. You should know your SO's routines well enough to know if this is BS or not) ---God told him to (Well, how can you argue? He apparently works in mysterious ways, this would qualify as curious to be certain) Sowwie, some people are just scum :(

Dump him!

means he probably is going to go out with someone for coffee..lol Also he is not to smart to do that in front of his s/o.

IT MEANS HE IS PLANNING ON HOEING AROUND!!!!

only one thing he is planning on getting busy with someone if this happend to anyone dump the guy or ask him why he is bringing them if he bluffs dump him

It means you should be missing when he comes home from the trip.

Bye bye boyfriend!

Clearly he's planning on doing it during his trip, otherwise why the condoms? There is a very small change its not this, but I'd dump him.

Umm, time to get a needle poke a few holes in what he has packed and move on. Not really, that would be bad form. :P But yea, I would break up and move on.

Well, DUH!

It means he packed condoms for a trip without you. There could be many reasons why he did this, but the whole action in itself does sound suspicious.

It means he has plans for those condoms, and they don't involve you.

um, nothing good for you haha. unless he surprises you at the last minute by telling you that you are going with him, id find a replacement boyfriend. upgrade. : )

I wouldn't believe anything he told me when he came home. If he wasn't going to use them he wouldn't take them. Relationship would be over.

If he has condoms he, evidently, is planning to have sex and if you arent going with him...

Well he sure as hec isn't going to make balloon animals...what do you think he's going to do?

It means he's a jerk! Honestly, that kind of guy isn't worth your time!

Chances are it means he's a lowlife cheating scumbag who isn't worthy of someone as sweet as you Jen-Jen and you should dump his lying cheating ass ASAP. You certainly deserve better

It's not as bad as if he comes home with a partial package of a brand you have never seen before. Basically, it means he's an idiot or he's unconciously sending you a message. You shouldn't broadcast a covert mission. Either way you need to take action to get some core questions answered. I can forsee no plausible excuse for this action whatsoever. How did you come to discover them?

He's going on a trip to smuggle drugs and needs them to hold the drugs so he can swallow them.

Did he pack a vibrator or dildo maybe? Some people for some mysterious reason put condoms over their toys, ya know...

He's hoping to get laid!! He either has definite plans or it's the 'just in case' condoms.

i highly doubt hes smuggling drugs or using a dildo on himself ifa guy is packing condoms to be away from you then hes not commited to you

This isn't good. He needs a beating. Quick!

It means he will be an ex-boyfriend very soon.

maybe he is going to have a party. he has the balloons.Lol

It means he plans to have sex- However, not with you.

It means he can't wait to be away from you because he is excited about having sex with randoms on vacation, and in his thought process he probably thinks that its all Ok and everything will be just fine because if he has condoms the chances of bringing home an STD for you are lowered. His pre meditation PROVES that even if he hasn't cheated on you, He wants to, and WILL!

Hello? What do you think it means? Don't tell me you don't know. Your getting cheated on, leave him. I'm a guy, trust me.

Better to have'em and not need'em than to need'em and not have'em.

That he likes to have fun, but knows how to have fun without being stupid about the consequences.

Maybe he's hoping you'll show up there by surprise.

Yeah, I'd call him on it. I'd love to be a fly on the wall while he tries to come up with a valid reason to have them if you're not there. I don't think I've heard yet of one good reason.

1) He wants to have sexual intercourse? "A condom is a device most commonly used during sexual intercourse" Moreover, he wants to have a contraceptive with various further advantages: "male condoms have the advantage of being inexpensive, easy to use, having few side-effects, and of offering protection against sexually transmitted diseases" 2) He is not Catholic? (Or he does not want to follow the RC Church on that point) "the Roman Catholic Church generally opposes condom use" 3) He could use them for some other reason: "Condoms excel as multipurpose containers because they are waterproof, elastic, durable, and will not arouse suspicion if found. Ongoing military utilization begun during World War II includes: - Tying a non-lubricated condom over the muzzle of the rifle barrel in order to prevent barrel fouling by keeping out detritus. - The OSS used condoms for a plethora of applications, from storing corrosive fuel additives and wire garrotes (with the T-handles removed) to holding the acid component of a self-destructing film canister, to finding use in improvised explosives. - Navy SEALs have used doubled condoms, sealed with neoprene cement, to protect non-electric firing assemblies for underwater demolitions—leading to the term "Dual Waterproof Firing Assemblies." Other uses of condoms include: - Condoms can be used to hold water in emergency survival situations. - Condoms have also been used in many cases to smuggle cocaine and other drugs across borders and into prisons by filling the condom with drugs, tying it in a knot and then either swallowing it or inserting it into the rectum. These methods are very dangerous; if the condom breaks, the drugs inside can cause an overdose. - In Soviet gulags, condoms were used to smuggle alcohol into the camps by prisoners who worked outside during daylight. While outside, the prisoner would ingest an empty condom attached to a thin piece of rubber tubing, the end of which was wedged between his teeth. The smuggler would then use a syringe to fill the tubing and condom with up to three litres of raw alcohol, which the prisoner would then smuggle back into the camp. When back in the barracks, the other prisoners would suspend him upside down until all the spirit had been drained out. Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn records that the three litres of raw fluid would be diluted to make seven litres of crude vodka, and that although such prisoners risked an extremely painful and unpleasant death if the condom burst inside them, the rewards granted them by other prisoners encouraged them to run the risk. - In his book entitled Last Chance to See, Douglas Adams reported having used a condom to protect a microphone he used to make an underwater recording. According to one of his travelling companions, this is standard BBC practice when a waterproof microphone is needed but cannot be procured. - Condoms are used by engineers to keep soil samples dry during soil tests. - Condoms are used in the field by engineers to initially protect sensoring equipment embedded in the steel or aluminium nose-cones of CPT (Cone Penetration Test) probes when entering the surface to conduct soil resistance tests to determine the bearing strength of soil. - Condoms are used as a one way valve by paramedics when performing a chest decompression in the field. The decompression needle is inserted through the condom, and inserted into the chest. The condom folds over the hub allowing air to exit the chest, but preventing it from entering." Source and further information: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condom

Unless he's a big fan of making water balloons, I'd say you have a situation on your hands;)

He is scouting for safe sex and you are not going to be the partner.

He is planning on thinking about you, what else would he have in mind?

I thinks hes not very good at hiding the fact that he is possibly the worst cheater. Wow. Someone needs to give him a class at being sneaky.

means its time to get a new boyfriend. one who will TAKE you on the holiday!!

It would mean that I'm gay. Wait, since when did that happen?!?!?!

ah... that really sucks..it's pretty obvious what he's going to do. unless he purposely left it out there for you to see.. you absolutely must confront him about it and if he has no good reason.. then you've caught him red handed. dump him on the spot and have you're on trip with your closest friends :)

He wants some strange stinky on his hang down.

This is an obvious one.

means he sleeping around.. or should I say hoeing around... yeah most likely

he is a cheating douche.

Of course they do, they just don't tell you everything, otherwise they'd become quite boring.

My guy once told me Better safe then Sorry.

Oh lord hunny I would throw a fit on him. There is noway I would let that happen.

then thats means he's A Dog....

ummm thats definately not a good sign!!!

It is good that he gets this out of system before marriage. Far too many men marry before they sew these oats. He will mature and settle down when married. Count on it.

time to collect morning after pills .. :)

Aha. I so misread this. I thought it said 'with you'. I was thinking well...he wants to have sex. But anyway. Yeah, he's a dick :|

It means he may as well have "You have permission to beat the living sh*t out of me" tattood on his head! :) DONT LET HIM GET AWAY WITH IT!!! IF your still with him, make a point of going away for a few days and ask him to give you soem condoms....then when he asks why he will know how it feels....

it means he's looking for a new girlfriend 'cause his old one just kicked his sorry a$$ to the curb!

he's hoping to get lucky while he's gone

He is hoping to get lucky else where

It means you should face reality. Maybe you should have taken the condoms and left a note instead.

I wouldnt stand for that AT ALL! and thats saying something because i'm a bit of a pushover!! Just tell him where to go. (and thats bloody as far away from you as possible!) eurgh. cheating is the worst.

That you probably should also have an ample supply for while he is away.

It could be for a number of things.. Guys ALWAYS no MATTER what.. talk about Girls without there girls there in front of there GUYS Mabey, another female, A friend... Who knows.. Who cares now daze ..

OMG i would dump his sorry excuse for a guy. lol

It means he's a prick and a cheater!

He is on the look out for a stray piece of pussy

His cheating unless his that rare kind of guy that like to buy condoms for the rest of his pals...Theres no reason for him to be packing condoms if your not coming. I mean his thinking safe for a reason...guys only buy condoms if they think some sheet dancing is going to come with it.

Means you're less likely to catch an STD when he gets home.

That's a little obvious and you're an idiot if you don't know what that means.

it means nothing, just ignore it like momma always taught me lol

If it is a trip to Vegas with his secretary it means one thing. If it's a camping trip with the guys it means another.

Birthday party for the boss and the secretary forgot to order balloons.....what the hell do you think it means?

It doesn't sound like he plans on being faithful..Thats for sure..

Supsicious - to say the least. You know what it means - sorry.

that he is going to use them, i mean why else would he pack them, he thinks he's going to get "lucky".....

i'd get a little suspicious but like others have said, it may be force of habit. id just ask him

In a word....trouble

If it was a suitcase full of condoms, I'd say it means he's going on a secret trip to Thailand where he will "sell condoms".

He may not be planning on cheating, but he hasn't discounted the idea either.

Some place to keep the fishing bait???

well he is planning on having a good time with out you, he may be even bring someone else with him who knows.

water ballon fight. its on! Mr Bill

I found myself doing that a few times..after 15 years carrying them in my washbag I guess it was out of habit and sometimes they were just not taken out so they came everywhere..and for the record I never used them or cheated or intended cheating..just habit.

DUH - or maybe he is just reverting back to being a good Boyscout, he's trying to always be prepared.

i guess it means you arent married or engaged.

He is cheating on you or will if the opportunity presents itself.

Oh my. I don't know if he just automatically packs them without thinking or he may be afraid of getting too drunk while he is out drinking. A lot of people have accidentally woken up with a stranger next to them after a few rounds of drinks the night before. Have you asked him why?

It menas he is planning on getting laid!

Id say hes not my boyfriend anymore

COME ON DO YOU REALLY NEED AN EXPLANATION....