ANSWERS: 15
  • i dunno WHAT that means, but dont overreact! plus, treat her nicely. that'll make her feel guitly if she is planning to leave you.
  • You have a wife with long toenails and a girlfriend? Quite a busy dude you are.
  • my girlfriend has all that stuff and whole lot more. She's got a whole set of knives, plus duct tape, pizza coupons, a bamboo plant, a moldy tub of sour cream, two cinderblocks and an area rug? What the heck is she up to???
  • You never lost her! Sounds like she wants to party!
  • Goodness.
  • ay! you better straighten up your act, lol thats what it means...
  • It means that her and your wife are going to tie you up, pull your teeth out, put some lipstick on you, leave you on the street in downtown, dig up some truffles, cut up the truffles and make a nice risotto for themselves. Like that isn't obvious!
  • She probably wants to break you up...rather than break up with you, its a kind of more permanent situation....
  • Possibly, or she just might be getting ready for a strangely sensuous evening with you
  • I need more info. What kind of knife: hunting, pocket cooking, serrated, or straight edge? What kind of rope: cotton, hemp, nylon, also what thickness? The shovel is a bad sign regardless of the specifics. I will need to know the specs on the pliers: needle nose, standard, or locking? Most importantly the brand, and flavor of the lip gloss is vital information.
  • I think you're safe, for now. When she gets a ground-cloth or painter's plastic or a few trash bags... and duct tape... WATCH OUT. I don't think there's a chance in hell of getting her back. Actually... I don't think YOU will be too worried about that after a short while! ;-)
  • Sounds to me like she wants to not only break up with you but tie you up, pull your toenails out with the pliers, and bury you (alive!), the put on her lip gloss and go out for a night on the town. . . Sounds like your chances are pretty slim, my friend!
  • It means that she did it in library with Professor Plum.
  • Actually, it sounds like your girlfriend's name is MacGuyver. And with the items you've described it sounds like she wants to break something- though "up" isn't the word I'd use. :P Is this this gf your wife wouldn't let you get?
  • you need to tell her where you hid the remote for the tv.

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