Are there any words of wisdom you’d like to pass along to me
by 
DillaDolla26
ANSWERS: 73
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Don't eat yellow snow.
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Look before you leap.
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Plant corn early.
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Don't go in the rain in your socks.
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PMA (Positive Mental Attitude) will see you through almost ANYTHING. And always blame the dog (or cat).
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a eye for a eye leaves the whole world blind
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breath oxygen regularly.
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A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush... Seriously who likes bush anymore it's not the 70's and even if we were still down why in the hell would someone have a bird in there!!
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Carpe diem
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No matter what a stripper tells you, there is no sex in the champagne room.
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three things: 1. carpe noctum 2. never go over 500 mg of caffeine (seriously, it's a bad choice) 3. 2+2=3, 4, or 5 (think about it)
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If you are going to buy a house, have some people look at it who already own a house and know what kind of problems to look for. Also, pay for the home inspection. They are usually about $500 but it would have saved me about $10,000 if I had gotten mine inspected.
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Live life with no regrets
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Never wear ratty underwear, very embarassing if you are in an accident.......believe me!!!!
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tough times don't last, tough people do .. i heard it somewhere today and i liked it, so i'm passing it on :)
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You can't make sense out of nonsense.
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always park close to the cart returns
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Concerning etiquette? Don't slurp your soup.
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Never second guess your "first instinct" its "instinct" for a reason. It will always keep you on the right path
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"If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit." -Mitch Hedburg
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People in glass houses shouldn't run around in their underware.
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People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
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Look both ways b4 u cross the street!!
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Clean up your own door step before you try and clean someone elses.
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If you're not sure if it's a fart or the real thing, don't take the gamble.
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Never draw to an inside straight, never shoot until you can see the whites of their eyes, and never, EVER eat yellow snow! : D
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Never go to bed angry with your spouse!
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Never drink hard liquor when you are thirsty
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Don't exercise while drunk.
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Love your neighbors as you love yourself.
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When in doubt --- don't.
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Read the Bible, then read it again.
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"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear."
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A fish who keeps its mouth shut doesn't get caught.
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people in glass houses shouldnt throw rocks.
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I may not always agree with you ,but I'll certainly Respect your opinion!
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Never eat yellow snow
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Never tell a woman you love her while fantasizing about her sister.
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live every day as if it were your last, enjoy the ride while you can! have a great day
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American Indian proverb -- If you keep heading the way you are heading, someday you're going to get where you are going.
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a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush!
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Treat others how you would like to be treated! : O )
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" Please think before posting your questions. But answer spontaneously without too much of thinking."
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One dove in your hand is more worth than 10 doves on someone's roof.
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Do not take any wooden nickles!
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Don't eat yellow snow :P
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"Firelight won't let you read fine stories, but it's warm and you won't see the dust on the floor."
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Don't p*ss on an electric fence.
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Speak softly and carry a big stick
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never assume you know eveything about anything
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don't come near me, I got real bad gas.
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"Don't pee into the wind!"
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Never eat anything I cook.
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if i was a dog and you were a flower i'd lift up my leg and give you a shower.
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Yeah. You should have used, "are" instead of, "is".
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when crossing a street,look both ways.
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"You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose" ☺
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Yes, you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink!
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Don't let a bad world corrupt a good person. You can't control things around you, but you have complete control over how you respond to them.
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Always take the high road. Listen more than you speak. Never pass up the opportunity to pee. Never refuse the offer of a breath mint.
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Dream like you'll live forever Live like you'll die tomorrow He who throw dirt end up with no ground to stand on Your wife's jeans DO NOT make her look fat is ALWAYS the right response.
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Never play hopscotch on a minefield
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Words can scar as badly as physical violence can.
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Upon waking up- drink a large glass of filtered water and then wait 5- 10 minutes, then eat some fruit ( one kind) then wait 20 minutes before breakfast.
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Never draw to an inside straight, never spit into the wind, and never, EVER eat yellow snow! : D
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The physical body is temporary, the spirit is forever. Don't spend your whole time catering to something that will only be around 70, 80, 90 years, and neglect your soul that will be around for eternity.
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A happy wife is a happy life!
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when your with someone you don't get to see enough, don't dread the moment they'll have to leave, but enjoy the time you have with them. That and.........People used to explore the dimensions of reality by taking LSD to make the world look weird. Now the world is weird and they take Prozac to make it look normal.
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Clear the ambition and go straight for it.
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Scott, You're such a man, LOL!
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"The absence of proof is not the proof of absence." ~Chinese Proverb and.....love your self then loving others is so much simpler.
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Today is the first day of the rest of your life. It's never to late to have a new start.
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You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
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