ANSWERS: 13
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We're going to Disneyworld!
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i would take it out to dinner.
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On a round-the-world tour, so it could experience as many human cultures as possible.
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The DMV so it could see see the long ass lines we stand or sit in just to take a crappy 25 dollar picture on a card that tell lies about our weights...after enduring this it will go back to its ship and run before it goes to a prostate exam.
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To a Superman flick, just to see its reaction. To the museum of Natural history, just to see what kinds of things it would say. To church, just to see if it finds anything familiar.
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Yosemite National Park. mostly because I'm always looking for an excuse to go back there. But also because it is the most beutiful place on the planet and we would want to show a visitor our best don't we?
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I would ask him/her/? what they wanted to do. If they had nothing in mind, I would go to the mall and then to an arcade.
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See "The Day The Earth Stood Still," a 1950's Sci-Fi movie. Klaatu was impressed by his tour of Washington, D.C. Remember: Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!
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first he would need to benefit me some how, maybe he could find a gold vein with his scanners, or retrieve a meteoroid containing a lot of irridium. then we could go scuba diving. I would keep him away from anything political or he might deem us too stupid to live for electing such traitors into all our offices.
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Take? No where, I would beat it's ass into submission and hijack it's ride to get my self off this planet which is full of religious fanatics and assorted nut cases with nuclear weapons.
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To a "redneck" bar....after all that anal probing, I am sure some would like to get revenge.
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I would take it to Europe and show it the palaces. It would be a testament to our brighter and much more beautiful side of human nature.
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First I would ask the alien for it's green card, then offer it a job at the "Taco Palace"
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