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That would be extrememly cool, but I'm not Jesus, I can't tell you!
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Yeah!
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Because Jesus is dead.
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That was a one time thing, to help out some neighbors and make a point when he was a mensch. Why don't the governments and tribal poobahs in Africa and Asia stop screwing with the people and get some wells dug? The Peace Corps workers would do it if they were not being shot at all the time. Grow up, Anti. Would you volunteer to do it if you might get your head blown off for your efforts? It doesn't pay well, either. Jesus's plan was that we would learn to help each other. But, how can you drain a swamp when you are up to your ass in alligators?
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I don't take the bible literally.
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I once turned some beer into water, but it wasn't very fresh.
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He gave us already water. It was called the deluge. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noah%27s_Flood#Hebrew
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