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khammer
ANSWERS: 10
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actually being sick .. :P bar that, then a "personal emergency" .. its never good to lie about being sick.. dont wanna jinx yourself! :)
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say you had a heart attack followed by a stroke and then you were in a coma for 10 minutes and woke up in bed with Samual l Jackson
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I always tell them I have to take the day off for appointments
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tell'em you have Anal Blindness. if they as you what thatis tell them "i can't see my ass comin'in 2 work today!'
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you thought it was the weekend
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My house got thraxed by terrorists during the night.
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headahce
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As a manager, I've heard many from my employees but I'll always remember this one -- my wife wanted to "make" a baby so she asked me to stay home and be part of it... :-)
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Tell them that you are dead but the CPR is looking good.
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you have to stay home and think deep thoughts
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