ANSWERS: 18
  • Do they talk back to me no but when crap gets to bad for me to handle on my own i do have talks with them sometimes very heated ones. I cry i scream and them everything works out. and I feel better afterwards.
  • in my dreams.
  • We had tea and crumpets. Jesus only wanted two sugars, but I gave him six. He had a sugar headache the whole day.
  • I have never had an actual conversation with Jesus. If He ever actually existed, He is now dead. As I believe in immanent divinity, I have conversations with the Divine every time I talk to a person.
  • Jesus tried to eat my soul, he said he needed it to fulfill his father's final solution of a one thousand year earthly kingdom, where his followers would live in peace. Then he gave me a cookie and patted me of the head ^_^.
  • Yes, many times, and once I heard God's voice. My daughter was detected with an enormous brain tumour. As I prayed, I said "Lord, you can't take my daughter from me." and I heard Him clearly say "Yes, I CAN." I had to admit that He could, and just ask Him not to, please. He let her live. But had He taken her, I would still agree with His decision.
  • That is how I pray. I hate the whole Our Father and the rosary thing, so I just pray in my head whenever I feel like it. It's more like "hey Lord, etc... Thankyou for listening to me". And that's it.
  • nope, none here. The wall, or my plants give me more of a indication they are listening
  • In order for a Scotsmen to have a conversation that is meaningful and intellectual he must converse with the almighty.
  • Yes, I get exited, my heart beats faster, I feel my blood flow faster, my body gets weak and strong at the same time. My mind races wildley but I am extremly focused, and I can't control my hands, my fingers inparticular.
  • Yup. I found out later My roommate had accidentally given me LSD. Since i had never taken it, I had no idea what was happening. I thought the presence of God was causing my hallucinations. I did not know I had consumed LSD until about a month later when my roommate asked about the candy bar he gave me by mistake. Me and God had great talk though. True story.
  • Nope but, god only knows I've called everyday and left them voice mails...
  • it is impossible to conduct a conversation with an imaginary construct unless you are either crazy or (as another answerer noticed) high. interestingly whenever i am on drugs i always come to the conclusion that i AM god!
  • The god guy is impossible to get a hold off, always on the other line or away from his desk, doesn't return voice mails, ignores you, you name it! Now, on the other hand, Jesús & I talk all the time. Why, just last week, he explained to me, after mowing my lawn, that it needed to be fertilized, weeded and edged. All of that and he only charged me 25 bucks. The guy is awesome! Too bad he doesn't speak English
  • Yes, once when I was in the military I was fascinated by a patch worn by an F-15 pilot. It said, "F-15 1,000 hours." Because the F-15 is my favorite aircraft, I took a few minutes to marvel at this. I heard, clearly in my mind, God's voice saying, "Your reward in heaven will be much greater than this." Wow!
  • Nope! I've been trying ever since I was a small child but there's never any answer, no feeling of warmth. Just a vague and unsettling feeling that once again I've been tricked. Personally, I think the chick who says she gets all excited is just delusional.
  • That's up there with you having conversations with zombies or bigfoot. They simply don't happen.
  • Yes. I had a prayer going about a new religion. It mattered to me that Jesus answered it. Three days later I was sort of woke up at around 3 am. I could not move, speak, but just listen. He said "this is the Alpha and Omega, the first and the last. Cast out what is not necessary, Hold tight to what is good. Remember always, I AM, your Saviour, Jesus Christ who lives and reigns forever and ever. His voice was commanding, instructional, somewhere between base and tenor. (I have an ear for music) That was it. The religion I enquired about isnt necessary to announce. But it answered my prayer precisely. I have had a number of experiences, mystical I guess. Interesting question and thank you for asking.

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