No, but I would like to invent something that makes days go by faster or slower. If you are a Harry Potter fan, which I know you are not, I want to invent the time turner.

If someone has told you, that you can patent something then sorry you aint worth the patent if your older then say 16 and don't know what a patent is then you dropped out of school way too early! your not woth the cash or time you cant sit ther and say woohoo to something you know nothing about! to alot of ppl that is called posing yay i can patent something yet hay woohoo what is one! Dun make sense m8 your lost and until you find yourself.Don't start celebrating early on your idea as it probaly wont take off i wont ask what is or anything but m8 to put something out there worthy of a patent you better be willing to back it up patentin aint a small thing in this world now it is the world you have something you don't tell any1 you keep it to urself. You might read this and think yer im asshole for not giving you a str8 answer, well look up what patenting is as u obviously have the net research it urself if you cant find or understand what is as i sed b4 you aint worth the time or money patenting something in this time is everything!!! i'll give you a clue Microsoft is a patented brand, why? so idiots who don't know what there doing can't make a quid of some1 who does!