What is the stupidest thing you have ever heard a crimminal did while comitting a crime?
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ANSWERS: 29
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left their drivers license at the bank.
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Tried to escape from the police in the woods at night while wearing sneakers that light up with every step.
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I’ve heard a story where a guy hit a car in front of a bank left his name and number like a good person should then went inside robbed the bank.
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Washed the dishes in the sink!
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I saw in older series that were shown few years ago in this show with the detective columbo that a guy after killin someone in the toilert wiped his hands with the towel and threw it on the floor. I was thinkin this could get him in trouble but the strange thing is columbo only picked it up but didn't do anything to it and just ignored it.
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This was told by my father. When I was a baby, someone broke inside our house and stole the canned goods inside the cabinet, including the infant milk. My father woke up when I cried and went outside to get the milk from the cabinet. My father saw the opened cabinet. He looked at the dining table and saw that the left over food was already eaten..by the thief.
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Crook cut out some numbers from a lottery ticket and pasted them onto another lottery ticket. She took the forged ticket in to claim a $50 prize. The clerk spotted the forgery and called the police. The police busted her and removed the forged numbers. It turned out that the original, unaltered ticket was worth $50,000! :D
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While robbing our house they came across baby hair and teeth, that my mum has for memories...they left immediatly and did not carry on through the rest of the house.
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One of my favorites was a woman who went up to a police officer and demanded that he catch the person who ripped her off in a drug deal. D'oh! -----------edit Found it and it is even stupider than that. She asked the policeman to help her find her stash.
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I saw a story on TV where a bank robber wrote his robbery note on the back of his utility bill, and gave it to a teller! :o
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Once I'd heard of a robber who farted when he ran out of the house.
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I think committing the crime itself it stupid enough.
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Saw on television one time a bank robber fell asleep in the bank bathroom and had to call 911 at about 3 in the morning to have them let him out of the bank.
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I once saw a video of a man attempting to throw a brick through a store window to break the window and rob the store. The window was make of plexiglass and the brick bounced off the window and knocked the man out cold. Pretty funny.
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Robbed a branch of his own bank and used the back of one of his deposit slips as the note to demand money;)
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there was a guy in philidelphia who tied ppl up and robbed them and licked there toes!
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Watch the video to see :
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True story: Some guy picked up an officer's gun after it slipped out of its holster during an on-foot chase. The officer (DON'T ask me why) shouted "Put the gun down or I'll shoot!" and the guy slowly put the gun down on the ground and raised his hands into the air. WHAT.
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Locked himself while trying to run away from the store he was robbing, so couldn't get out.
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A bank robber had a dump in the alley behind the bank after robbing it (nerves). He had no paper and used his driver's license. :-)
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my mom's ex-husband is in jail for robbing a bank. doesn't sound THAT stupid right? well, he used a BICYCLE as the getaway "car". sounds stupid now doesn't it? ha ha. dumbass. **kisses**
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Use their own name or their partner's name while committing the crime.
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A pizza delivery guy robbed a lady and when arrested apologized and asked her out.
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I saw on the news the other week that some guy tried to rob a bank with a vibrator!
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I read about someone leaving behind their wallet with ID in it. Another one got stuck in the air vent. Anther guy tried to rob a convenient store not realizing there was a cop in line behind him trying to purchase a cup of coffee. And some guy tried to rob a bank and make his getaway on his bicycle which he rode to the bus stop where he caught the city bus and was arrested at the next stop.
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This guy used duct tape over his face to hide his identity. Problem was that he could't get it off when he got home. What a maroon.
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Let's see. I heard recently of someone locally going in to rob a subway, the told him the manager wasn't there for another half hour, he left his cell # and said to call him when the manager got there. They called him, of course they called the cops first so they could greet him. I heard, let's say, third hand (me->g/f->boss->person there) that a man walked into the bank, showed a gun to the teller and said the usual 'gimme all the money' and without hesitation she said 'do you have an account here?' 'no' 'Then I'll need to see your id.' YES. He gave it to her. She gave him a drawer full of cash and called the cops, they had him a few miles DOWN THE SAME ROAD eating at a DQ or somethin.
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A dummy left his car running, keys in, door unlocked, and went in to a convenience store to rob it at gun point, took his time filling a duffle bag with cartons of cigarettes and scratch & win lottery tickets ... he comes out and his car has been stolen and a passer by has already witnessed the car theft and called the police and the police are already there and in the process of taking the witness's statement ...
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People who film the crime while doing it and then uploading it to Youtube.
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