What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever been accused of by your significant other?
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ANSWERS: 13
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She dreamed that I had an affair. She woke up and wouldn't speak to me that morning.
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I've been accused of having an affair with *everyone* on the Internet. Men, women, it doesn't matter--even those folks I've never encountered. Was it as good for y'all as it was for me? LOL
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He never accused me of anything. I do think that he thought I had a boyfriend on the side a few months back. This is so silly because I am ugly, miserable and no one would have me.
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My wife (now ex-) thought that my desire to be freed from picking her up at the BART station *every* weekday (I wanted a day or two to do other things) meant that I wasn't 'going to be there for her'...:-P.... To be fair, my wife's was worried about her sister, who had just discovered that her husband was cheating on her. But my request was blown *way* out of proportion...:-D...
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That 13 years later (after having my twins) That I purposely got pregnant at age 38. 13 years later, right.
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my wedding ring got stolen and my husband (even though we are divorce for 5 yrs. now) he still claims that I took the rings to a pawn shop.....but I didn't they really got stolen by one of his family members.
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Leaving the lid off of the peanut butter ! He is the one that eats it!
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He said I slept with all my room mates. (I lived with 6 guys) But I wasn't attracted to any of them. He said one would give me "the eye" all the time... I explained to him he had a lazy eye... he didn't buy it, but it was true.
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Being cheap, when I paid for her gas, meals, cigarettes, clothes, haircuts, gambling, car repairs, and her car!! I think she was a prefessional she-devil. No wonder she stole my credit cards, because I'm cheap.
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flirting with this drunk guy that couldn't sign his receipt. I had to help him figure out the tip cause he couldn't read the paper.
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This is a long one.... My sister asked me to take her new husband(who is 50)to the airport to pick up his daughter, who was coming in from Amsterdam(he's from London) I forgot that my sister(who is 43) wasn't going for the ride cause she had school that night. So forgot I forgot to tell my man. We got to the airport & they wouldn't let her through customs because this chic didn't have any luggage or cash on her.(She's sorta like a gypsy) Dad was gonna take care of her here. Anyway Itold this to my boyfriend & he accused me or sleeping with her husband then changed his mind after weeks of arguing this & said he thought maybe I just wanted to go to some seminar with him, cause he's a Reiki master!!! Totally ridiculous!! This happened last year in May, & I still hear about it. Awsome question by the way!
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When I first came on answerbag My husband accused me of having an online affair w/one of the members. I'm like... how the hell do you have an affair on line!? I'm at work dang it! LOL!
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She was positive I had sex with one of my best friends at the time Now, she was gorgeous, but I wasn't gonna not hang out with her, she was like a sister It never happened but we broke up over it, dumb
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