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  • No, they gave me a Planner instead!
  • I must have eaten at the wrong restaurants..all I ever got was good food! :) No calendars, no planners..only Fortune Cookies after the meal! :(
  • I once got a big calendar from a Chinese restaurant with gorgeous nude Asian girls on every page. Apparently, the restaurant owners gave me the wrong calendar---it was supposed to be a Chinese New Year's calendar, given to restaurant guests. I got the calendar that was supposed to be given to the "produce delivery guys" by the restaurant owner. I was red-faced (but titillated too!) when I opened up the calendar in the restaurant in front of my wife and kids. The restaurant owner apologized and took it back (damn!) and gave me the New Year's one with dragons and good luck symbols (zzzzz!)

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