What was the most embarrassing thing you've ever done in front of a lot of people?
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ANSWERS: 13
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Gotten Jiggy wit it at a club while 1/2 way under the influence of the rum.
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I was new at my high school, and so when I heard that everyone at this new school dressed up for Halloween I arrived at school in costume. I was dressed as a harem girl, with sheer pants and a bare midriff. I was hoping for some attention from this guy I had a crush on. As you probably guessed, nobody else arrived in costume, people changed after home room, which was third period. I spent three classes as the only one in costume, and a skimpy one at that.
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Well I can happily say I have never run around in a white dress with hot pink underpants or shocking red underpants like some women that I know who will remain nameless.
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I'm not sure if it's the most embarrassing but it's the one I remember. A week or so ago I was at Albertson's shopping not paying attention to what I was doing. All of a sudden out of no-where my grocery cart hits a Corona display stand and a dozen or so 12 packs go tumbling down. There was beer all over the isle. The butcher, along with many other shoppers,were standing right there when it happened. I looked at him and said, "so, the you break it you buy it rule must apply, right?" He told me to have a nice day and go on with my business. I paid for my purchase and high tailed it out of there. I'm not sure if I'm ready to go back yet.
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A few years ago I went bowling with some friends. As I swung back to roll the bowling ball, the ball slipped out of my fingers and went flying back and crashing on the floor. But that wasn't all. When I went to sit down after my turn, the small, light chair behind me gave way and I tipped backwards onto the floor. There were about 40 or so people there. They must of thought I was on drugs or something. So awkward! :D
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fell UP the stairs and landed on my butt.
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While running across a friends yard many years back, I didn't see the HUGE tree branch hanging down about head-high, (I was looking back for a pass, (football). BAM!, and I was out! Trees DO NOT give, at all!
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I got sick at a Christmas party once and I barfed all over the restaurant's front door trying to exit the facilities. I was never called such vituperous expressions in all my life. I guess I have to owe it all up to one big tossed salad.
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I do not think it qualifies as "a lot" of people but I threw up a lizard in front of some bikers. I had eaten it whole on a bet (it was a small lizard). It actually was not embarrassing because everyone was fascinated that the tail was still moving. I guess having sex in a graveyard and rolling onto the road with my lady in front of a funeral procession was pretty embarrassing. The cars honked at us to move.
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About 10 years ago, I got really drunk and stoned. A couple of my female friends thought it would be fun to dress me in drag. They ended up convincing me to go to a truck stop... yeah, I freakin' TRUCK STOP, for coffee. Seemed like a good idea at the time...
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I was asked my address and I could not remember it...LOL
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I forgot my lines in a play in Jr High. I had studied and memorized them. The last rehearsal went great, but when the "big night" came, I was out there under the lights and, in one Act, I forgot every word. I "winged it", knowing the story line. But, when I got to a line where I was supposed to say to a girl, "I am looking for a good piece to play", I said, "I am looking for a good place to pee",...I leave it to you to imagine the audience's reaction. It was a comedy play, but it turned out to be even more of a comedy than anyone intended...certainly me. It was one of many "horrible" things I had to live down in my school days. But, I survived. Survival is the first law of Nature...
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I had a bit of a problem with.... Hmm how to put this discretely..... an effect of arousal when I was at the alter on my wedding day (I had to pee really badly). I wasn't facing the pews most of the time that I had it, I just hope to this day that nobody noticed it when I was facing them.
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