I'm going to get slaughtered for this, but why don't people worship Mother Goose? A fable is a fable.
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Tempter
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*slaughters*
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geese make crappy miracle working carpenters
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You can if you wish, it is entirely your choice and conviction. If some want to belive your fables and believe them to be reality that is ok also.
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Yeah, I think I'd rather eat it than worship it. Plus a goose? I mean come on. Maybe a wolf or a tiger but not a goose. Something with some pride would be nice, like me. I worship me, and me alone, there is no higher being than me. :3 You all can go worship some guy who got nail to a tree but ya know, there were hundreds of guys who did that but they all were forgotten. Also I'm not one to suddenly worship some Lord of the Rings book from the B.C. era. And if you think I'm going to hell for saying that, well congrats I actually hope I am. If lying on a beach, sipping a beer and watching hot guys go by in skimpy shorts with a big bulge is sinful, I call hell my paradise.
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Mother Goose made no claims.
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