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Bite their ear off. That'll teach 'em. LOL!
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smile sweetly and say, "kiss my ass" and walk off.
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Hey! Do I look look a mirror????
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I know you are but what am I? LMAO
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Now that's a little like the snot calling the handkerchief dirty.
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"Yeah we could be twins!"
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Who's eyes are you using to look at me? You better tell them that they may need glasses.
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That's not what your husband/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend told me last night.
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An invitation to self-perform an impossible sexual act springs to mind.
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eyes of the beholder? beauty is only skin deep, below the surface YOU are the skank!
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"Thanks. I've got plenty of years of ugliness ahead of me, too. Wanna pay for my cosmetic surgery?" "I don't have a problem with the way I look. In fact, every time I look in the mirror, I'm happy with what I see." "Hey! You don't have to rub it in." (Jokingly). "At least I have a better character than you." I dunno. Just make up something random. :)
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"I don't have to go far for a partner when you're around."
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You could tell them you just read a research article that shows kids who call other kids names have lower IQ's than normal, and become habitually unemployed mooching off of their relatives because they don't have any friends. The study also shows that kids who bully have a proclivity to become pedophiles as adults. If the person is thin, you could throw in that the study also shows that bullies become morbidly obese by their 21st birthday and have adult onset severe acne.
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Drive a forearm/elbow through their nose and front teeth. That should teach them some manners.
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Yeah... I agree. Just bite the ear off. It makes a better statement.
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Right now, I'm looking at you and trying to see things from your point of view, but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
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I can get plastic surgery you will ALWAYS be a dumb ass.
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Thats not what your Boyfriend told me last night when we made out.=)
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"I didn't know you were sexually interested in me." "You're not!!--then why are you giving me a physical appraisal???"...(you can also use this if people call you fat).
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Yeah. It was probably my WHITE teeth reflecting your body. Thats why they are yellow now.
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Good one Bitto!
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Maybe so, but I can fix that, sadly there is no surgery to fix your stupidity though, huh?!? Are you sure you aren't looking in a mirror? Well if beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I hope so, because I don't want your slimy ass beholding anypart of me! I'm Asthecially challanged, your mentally challanged, sounds fair to me. With a body like mine, who needs to be pretty? Yep, and see all the time I save not having to chase off assholes like you?
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i think your just jealous...that works most of the time ohh this ones funny tell them so at least i dont hsmell like cat poop lol
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Well......your ugly and stupid!
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I am guessing if this is in school it is the school bully and you don't wish to make him more angry or to target you more. Just have confidence in yourself, try to stay with friends, and just shrug it off, bullies want reactions.
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And that is the opinion I expected from someone who isn't as intelligent as myself. ---------------------------------- My opinion: Name calling is childish and honestly retorting to that person by more name calling would only mean you were stooping to their level.
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I'm ugly and you're stupid. I can have plastic surgery, but you can't fix stupid!!
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Whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks on to you
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well, you look like a cross between me and your mom.
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You can fix ugly, YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID!
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looked in the mirror lately. shave my dogs ass and make it walk backwards and you would see your twin.
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You smell funny.
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Say, "Thank you."
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Your sister would disagree...
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IF SOMEONE CALLED U UGLY I WOULD JUST SAY"NOT AS UGLY AS U"
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That's it? That's the best insult you could come up with? Not the brightest crayon in the box, now, are you.
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then what are you? thats not what your sister said!
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And you're not? If i'm ugly then what are you? Yeh, i'm not the most pretty person in the world, but believe me, you could be the ugliest. Don't lie. Your nose will grow EVEN bigger. If thats possible . (if they have a big nose. lol) I just say anything that springs 2 my mind :)
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no......... your ugly. (gets them every time)
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My dad said your moms ugly in bed!
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Awwwwwww... (this is where you hug them) You're so sweet!
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I'd rather be ugly than stupid? I know thats lame but eh.
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ok so you say im ugly?well what is your excuse...
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yeh, that would be a mirror :P
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"hahaha thats funny" *kicks in crotch*
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*singsong voice* I am rubber, and you are glue! Whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you!
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Yeah, I know you are.
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Thanks, you would certainly know as you are yourself.
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Not as ugly as your mom
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I know but you make me look pretty.
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yeah, but compared tou you i look great.
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"Ain't that callin' the kettle black."
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Say nothing, just smile. You win by default.
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"Yeah... well you're drunk... tomorrow you'll be sober, but I'll still..." Oh... wait... it goes the other way around... sorry.
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f*ck you
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Tell them you will not understand this but beauty is in the eye of the beholder, one mans trash is another mans treasure, ones mans night ones mans day, ones mans sweet one mans sour ,one mans hot one mans cold, one man makes ignorant remarks oh hey thats you. mr Bill
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U G L Y you ain't got an alibi, your momma's UGLY!
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Tell them "You Really Need To Quit Looking In The Mirror"!
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I'm sorry that your life sucks so badly the only fun you can have is messing with an ugly kid's self esteem. Do you need a hug?
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you're caling me ugly?? You walk around scaring people with that thing sitting and growing on top your neck...(and then make a disgusted face like your about throw up...lol)...eww and it's got an odor too...you are one sick scary f*ck...
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Having a bad day?
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say u look like titi milk lol
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shut up u look like titi milk(ghetto sayin) or go fuck yourself(properly talking people)
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I didn't know you were sexually interested in me...
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At least I do not have to run in a circle in a shower to get wet.another My mother di not have to tie meat around my kneck to get the family dog to play with me. Another Oh really well my boyfriend doesn't have to make lay on my stomach to have sex with me in the dark.
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you:sorry about the accident them:what accident? you:oh....did you always look like that?
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have you looked in a mirror lately
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When I was pregnant with my fourth child, a nasty co-worker asked me "What will you do if your baby is born really ugly"? I asked her, "What did your mom do"?
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Why are you talking about yourself again???
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your a fag for chicks: "thats funny comming from a chick with a dick"
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"Flirt"! ;D
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"Thanks."
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Silence with a look, followed by a walk-away. Such ignorance is unworthy of a comeback. +5
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Actually if someone calls you a b**** here's a good comeback- a b**** is a female dog. female dogs bark. bark is on a tree. a tree is from nature. nature is beautiful. So you just called me beautiful!
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Find their weak spot and use it back at them something like Shave that beard, Wash those clothes, cut that hair, anything like that which applies, then add this, "And then even I might date you"
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is some one calls you a B 1 tch : MAN : you b 1 tch you: thanks, b 1 tch is a dog , dogs bark , bark comes from a tree, a tree is nature, and nature is beautifull, so thanks for the compliment
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Someone called my son fat, his come back "I can diet, what can you do to change your face?"
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I know I am ugly...and am proud of it...your excuse??
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"Yes." Who am I to argue with a statement that really is true.
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I laugh. I'm not ugly, and if someone calls me that, they're clearly joking :P If someone insults me me though, in a serious manner that upsets me, I'll full on insult them. If they're fat, have bad teeth, ugly, or suffered a serious problem, they'll get torn a new one by me because of this. There is always physical violence. People say it doesn't solve a problem, but they've probably never heard the silence from a person who's been knocked out.
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I'm not saying this is easy to do, but I do believe it works, and should be done. Proverbs 15:1 A soft answer turneth away wrath: but grievous words stir up anger. Romans 12:20 Therefore if thine enemy hunger, feed him; if he thirst, give him drink: for in so doing thou shalt heap coals of fire on his head. I wish it was as easy as it sounds. 1 John 3:15 Whosoever hateth his brother is a murderer: and ye know that no murderer hath eternal life abiding in him.
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I wouldn't say anything except "I'm so sorry for you."
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Don't say anything. If it's your boyfriend and you're having an arguement- start crying and it'll make him feel awful!! Anyone else, just don't respond to it. It says so much more about your character if you just let it go (no matter how angry or upset you are). I think it's a very admirable quality if you can keep your cool and stay poised. You don't want to get into a slagging match or say something you'll regret. Plus it makes them look like a total ass which makes you look better and more sophisticated than them.
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Back in high school when name calling was the thing to do, I always incorporated "your mom" in my combacks. For example, if someone called me stupid or some other name, I'd reply, "that's funny, last night your mom didn't think so"...
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not as ugly as ur mom bitch i always include swares in my comebacks see
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I can change the way I look, your stuck with the insecurities !
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say....i know im ugly your so lucky to be born real hot as of me i am born to me a massive liar
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Where's the mirror i dont see one near by.
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"I'm sorry, what did you say...I don't speak Dumbass"!
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so is your face?
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just stare at them. trust me, it will work :D
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Then look them down and find something really ridiculous (like if shes blonde, clap and say "good job, you can actually finish a sentence. (no offense to blondes) Just find their insecurties and just roll with it
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Thank you, I'm so flattered!=) If I'm ugly, then what else will I call you?
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Oh am i thanks for telling me, now is it mine turn to tell you are F****** ugly
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you can say " At least I am not the ugliest"
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