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A guy in Torrington is making out with this chick in the back seat of his car. All of a sudden she asks him, "Will you kiss me where it stinks?" So he starts his car up and peals down the road to Waterbury.
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Some Facts About Connecticut 1. Connecticut is New York junior. 2. Connecticut once got run over by an 18 wheeler traveling from NY to RI. 3. In CT there are two choices: bowl or get bored. 4. Bingo is a fun date in CT. 5. Living in CT is cheap because you stay home a lot. 6. The most challenging thing to do in Connecticut is the New York Times crossword puzzle. 7. The best job in CT is forest ranger because no one knows you're there. 8. For excitement you go to the emergency room to have lyme ticks removed. 9. In CT you might live long enough for the return of the gypsy moths. 10. Or you might drop dead if a stranger says "hello" or "good morning" to you at a local grocery store.
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Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet Okay lousy joke, and I swiped it of the net. You do realize that there are only 16 jokes about Connecticut don't you? Small state, and only three people there have a sense of humour. Really though, I miss it sometimes until my stomach hurts. Enjoy 'home' for me please.
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