What do I do if I suspect my roommate of running a secret communist group?
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Psycho the kid
ANSWERS: 17
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Call the FBI and volunteer your services as a mole, insinuating yourself into the cell's confidences. This way, you're above suspicion from the government's standpoint, and of the off-chance their revolution succeeds, you won't be immediately purged.
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Inside sources have confirmed this. Two weeks ago said "roommate" was seen leaving a class teaching how awesome America is. Months prior to this, this same subject was overheard saying things suggesting that he did not like beer AKA the United States. Last year it was confirmed that he drank Vodka excessivly, this has lead to the search of any ties said subject might have to the Russian mafia and KGB. It seems our worst fears have been realized my friend. Because of his influence in the "Fab 4" he has knowlege of crucial information (beruit strategy, Halo 3 tactics, locations of kegs, etc.) that could be passed on to the enemy. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to infiltrate and end any ties he might have to outside threats. This includes, but is not limited to: People who wear their collars popped, those that use the term "you go girl!", and those who use LOLZ!!!1! in texts. *This message will self destruct in 5 seconds*
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Drink his vodka.
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nothing
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Unfortunately Joe McCarthy is dead, and took his secrets of falsely accusing people of starting secret communist groups to the grave with him.
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Join him, as Wolfie Smith used to say, "Power to the People!"
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Join him comrade =]
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Take copious 24/7 notes detailing his every move...and adjust your meds!
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G'day psycho, Thank you for your question. Nothing. Their political beliefs are their own business. As long as he doesn't try to get me involved, it's no problem. If he was planning terrorist acts, it is another question but the western communists have moved beyond that. Regards
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Buy for him "The Black Book of Communism" and a holliday trip to Cuba or China to check it out (hint: while in that country tell him to write a pamphlet making fun of the government of the country and to try to get it published. It would get interesting in no time) . Coming from an ex-communist country I think communists in the west hold a romantic and irresponsible view of communism. Just to make that clear.
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Laugh at him.
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nice answer-drink his vodka!
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Absolutely nothing. He is just a democrat.
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COMMUNISM IS THE BEST SOCIAL PROGRAM JOIN HIM COMRADE.
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Grab a rifle and join the Resistance! Viva la revolucion!
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Dig up J Edgar Hoover, put a dress on him and set him loose. He'll root em out.
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dont worry, the government is already wire tapping his phone, its ok
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