No, but I like two variations ... Cheech & Chong have a good version. Bob & Doug Mackenzie also have a good version.

FLAMING TURKEY WINGS!!! I don't know where that came from, except it was a take-off song (or maybe a Pizza Hut commercial?) on the 12 Days of Christmas and instead of five golden rings, the reprise was flaming turkey wings. That's the only part I remember.

yeah.. by adam sandler.. it starts with "on the 1st day of christmas my true love gave to me.. a handjob in a pear tree.." then on the 5th day it says "on the 5th day day of xmas my tru love gave to me.. five motherfuckers.." it hilarious but dirty. kinda green.

This is the PC version: On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other a consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave to me: TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming, ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 8-member pit orchestra made up of members in good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for in their union contract even though they will not be asked to play a note), TEN melanin deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the patriarchal ruling class system leaping, NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self-expression, EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk-products from enslaved Bovine-Americans, SEVEN endangered swans swimming on federally protected wetlands, SIX enslaved Fowl-Americans producing stolen non-human animal products, FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic incarceration, (NOTE: after members of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to throw red paint at my computer, the calling birds, French hens and partridge have been reintroduced to their native habitat. To avoid further Animal-American enslavement, the remaining gift package has been revised.) FOUR hours of recorded whale songs THREE deconstructionist poets TWO Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree carcasses and... ONE Spotted Owl activist chained to an old-growth pear tree. Merry Christmas Happy Chanukah. Good Kwanzaa <=== all printed in strike-out text Oh, heck! Happy* Holiday!!!! (unless otherwise prohibited by law) * Unless, of course, you are suffering from Seasonally Affected Disorder (SAD). If this be the case, please substitute this gratuitous call for celebration with a suggestion that your have a thoroughly adequate day.