Well, I'm not going to answer your question exactly, but I will tell you the wildest thing my ex-girl has ever done for me. Since my ex-girl is a heroin addict, she called the ambulance and faked this horrible stomach pain, therefore getting admitted into the hospital. Naturally enough, they couldn't figure out what was wrong with her so they put her on a morphine drip IV. Exactly what she was wanting. So she calls me and tells me to bring her a shot of heroin. I get there with the shot and give it to her, and she takes the IV out of her and offers it to me, to push the button a few times and get high before the doctors come back.. Wheee!! Talk about high... then we got all mushy (which always happens when we get high) and next thing you know, we're having sex in the hospital room all night, with nurses coming in every 15 minutes to do the routine check in... giggling and laughing everytime they come in while we're naked under the sheet... the nurses would grin evilly and leave us to do what we were doing, for another 15 minutes of no interuptions. wow... what a night.. well the doctor came in that morning, realized what was really going on.. told us to put our clothes on and get the hell out of his hospital. ~finis

I brought one of my girl friends home =)

asked him if i could be his cum whore