What's a smart comeback for "Don't you need a license to be that ugly?"?
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"Don't you need a license to be that stupid?"
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Nah! You just need a permit! I can show you how to get yours if you need one!
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I have one, but you are not smart enough to understand what it says.
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At least I can get a license to be ugly. Stupidity like yours is a crime.
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"Don't you need to be a politician to be that stupid?"
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Say, "Yeah, but I gave it up for my license to kill!" Then throw a shuriken in the offender's eye. Works every time.
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play it off like they're insulting themselves. Where's the mirror in which you see yourself? Not the point; I'm sure with a few good surgeries, they can fix you up to almost resemble a horse with a beaten face.It's not much, but it'd sure beat the deformed elephant look your walking around with right now.
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It's not my fault I'm ugly, but it's all your fault you're a douchebag.
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damn, and your momma kept you?
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"No I don't, it's my legal right. But I see that the hospital has a work release program, how's that working for you?"
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Aren't you my long-lost twin?
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Yes, but they ran out giving them to people like you!
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I do but yo Mama got the last one.
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If you are American go for: No, and neither do I need a licence for this Gun b**ch!..........BANG.
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don't u need a licence to be that fat!!! i mean man put an "overloaded vehicle" sign on you so people don't mistake u for a hummer!!!
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Ask when their acid tongue would devourer their own face.
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"Why, did you lose yours?"
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NO borrowed yours
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you gotta make a fake license and show it to them! they'll never expect it!
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Yup
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I'm not ugly, I'm a mirror. ;)
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''No, right now they're only giving licenses to assh*les, did ya get your's yet?''
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yes, actually. they're quite expensive too.
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Are you speaking to ME? What compels you to say such a nasty thing? It's more effective if you can appear to actually CARE and demand an answer.
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Just make a license with their name and photo on it. The trick is to make sure lots of people are around and to act genuinely seriously pissed off and say: "Bloody! I filled in the paperwork, queued up at license centre for three hours, after having to park five blocks away, paid me fifteen bucks and then they sent me this one by mistake!"
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"Your jealousy is soooooo transparent!"
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"I should call the cops then because your face is a felony"
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yes, you do. you better get one fast before the dog pound picks you up!
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yeh, where's yours? wait, i got another one . . . i'm going i don't deserve to breath the same air as this low life then storm out
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"Well, my appointment is Monday."
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My ugliness only goes skin-deep.
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shouldnt you be asking yourself that question, and dude thats so elementary school - or so last year or something
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Why are you asking me such a cruel question?
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You havnt seen nothing yet!
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"I hope you F*ck better than you insult people"
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when I get to the ugly Bureau...can I use your name & picture for refrence
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No, but I am sure but you have one.
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Why, did you lose your's? I only have a learners permit
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