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I don't think anyone can top the one in your question!
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When I told my ex that she said "Love doesn't keep you out till three in the morning!" :(
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I'm hell when I'm well and I ain't EVER sick!
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Close your mouth, your brain is leaking hot air.
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You win top honors. Here's one of my favorites; "He couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the bottom."
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"Don't worry; there's a hell for everyobody."
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"My give a damn is broken" :)
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Life's a b*^%$ and then you die : )
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"You don't love me. you just love my doggy style" - Snoop Doggy Dogg
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Life's a b*tch, cuz if it was a slut, it would easy. ;]
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"I Love You" is 8 letters long. But then again, so is "bullshit." "Some people are like Slinkies... Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
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Life's a bitch and then you marry one. ;-)
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"If you want to moan, go in a room and moan on your own"
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GO F_CK YO_RSELF All that's missing is you!
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is that your ass or your face? heh ;)
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"Stick a stamp on that, and post it to someone who gives a sh*t"
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