by Marj on July 29th, 2007

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"He said he loved me, I laughed and said sorry but i'm alergic to bullsh*t." Do you have any sayings or quotes like this you would like to share?

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  • by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on July 30th, 2007

    Capt. Jack  Sparrow  GALCIY

    You win top honors.
    Here's one of my favorites;
    "He couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the bottom."

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  • by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on August 1st, 2007

    Capt. Jack  Sparrow  GALCIY

    ....

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  • by JTP on July 30th, 2007

    JTP

    "My give a damn is broken" :)

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  • by Keysha on July 29th, 2007

    Keysha

    Close your mouth, your brain is leaking hot air.

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  • by Cowboy-Matter of Fact on July 29th, 2007

    Cowboy-Matter of Fact

    I'm hell when I'm well and I ain't EVER sick!

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  • by -O-uknow on July 29th, 2007

    -O-uknow

    When I told my ex that she said "Love doesn't keep you out till three in the morning!" :(

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  • by Amphetamine is alone again on November 24th, 2007

    Amphetamine is alone again

    "Stick a stamp on that, and post it to someone who gives a sh*t"

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  • by Sunshine1 on November 19th, 2007

    Sunshine1

    is that your ass or your face? heh ;)

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  • by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on August 1st, 2007

    Capt. Jack  Sparrow  GALCIY

    GO F_CK YO_RSELF
    All that's missing is you!

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  • by Mushen on July 31st, 2007

    Mushen

    "If you want to moan, go in a room and moan on your own"

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  • Life's a bitch and then you marry one. ;-)

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  • "I Love You" is 8 letters long. But then again, so is "bullshit."

    "Some people are like Slinkies...
    Not really good for anything,
    but they still bring a smile
    to your face when you push
    them down a flight of stairs."

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  • by Anonymous on July 29th, 2007

    Anonymous

    I don't think anyone can top the one in your question!

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  • by squishykiwifruit on July 31st, 2007

    squishykiwifruit

    Life's a b*^%$ and then you die : )

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  • by kidalbino on July 31st, 2007

    kidalbino

    "You don't love me. you just love my doggy style" - Snoop Doggy Dogg

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  • Life's a b*tch, cuz if it was a slut, it would easy. ;]

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  • by Tamilze on July 30th, 2007

    Tamilze

    "Don't worry; there's a hell for everyobody."

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