How do I make a jet pack out of: A cell phone, a dual turbine thrust converter, and a ham sandwich.
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KevinW42
ANSWERS: 7
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The battery from the Cell phone has to be used to power the thrust converter, and the Ham Sandwich is going to have to be burned for fuel. I would also use the Cell Phone for Coordinates input!
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Call Mac Gyver on the cell phone, eat the ham sandwich while you wait for him to come over & let him figure out the rest.
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who are you going to call, Mac gyver he can do that for you and while you are waiting eat the ham sandwich or else it will get stale , just think of the straving kids in africa
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Don't Cut the Yellow Wire!!! It'll mess everything up.
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Trick question!!! You (and I think everyone) knows you will need two paperclips AND a dry erase marker to make it work!!! DUH!
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providing that the battery of the cell phone is big enough, rig the wires from the screen to each tube of the converter and find out what buttons put charges through what wire so that you can control it by the pad on the phone. Then distill the ham sandwich into its pure hydrocarbons so that you can put them into the converter (willing that it has somewhere to put it, if not your shit out of luck I guess, but I suppose that If you can distill a ham sandwich then you might just have the components ;]). Make sure that the tank extends into two tubes going into each turbine tube where the wires should be open to the gas were hopefully there is enough pressure and electricity to fire the jet. I suppose that you could make the distilling materials and tank from one tube of the turbine, so you can just use the one to propel you upward. With a wish and a prayer and a hell of a lot of luck you might just make it off that desert island!!!
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call the A team, im sure they can help.
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