My fingerprints. I was caught shoplifting when I was a teenager.

my vehicle. every year with the county

My face, because I'm so dangerously good looking.

I didn't know this...interesting hands! for crying out loud! to each his own, but I could see why the police would want to keep tabs on a trained killer..haha

I have heard this before and have asked several people who have been in MA for decades..the answer I always got was pretty much the same as below: Q: Do Martial Artists have to register their hands and feet as lethal weapons? A: NO!!! This rumor was probably started by martial artists who wanted to impress their friends. As a martial arts instructor, I hope that none of my students ever have to physically defend themselves, and a true martial artist certainly never goes out looking for trouble. http://www.pro-fitness.us/FAQ.htm My gun is registered with the police.

This statement is UNTRUE. Martial Arts experts do not have to register any part of their body as dangerous weapons that is a myth put about , usually by people who pretend to be experts.

My privates , they're a lethal weapon.

My kids diaper should have been registered with the International Atomic energy agency..

There is a nationwide registry at www.registermyhands.com

Actually,there is not one state that requires you to register your body as a deadly weapon no matter what..If that were tru,then every military trained personnel would be registered due to their extensive combat training...The whol "registering you hands or body as a deadly weapon" is a myth..Google it..

Oh,and by the way,that www.registermyhands.com site is a stupid novelty site that gives you a stupid certificate which isn't worth anything so you can go around and brag to your friends...Read the opening page of it clearly..

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Here's a straight up answer... It's a cheesy movie cliché. A FightingArts.com article answers this directly, calling the assertion "one of the oldest American martial arts legends," even though "there is absolutely no basis (for) or reality in it." According to FightingArts, this myth's roots can be traced both to the post-World War II period in Japan, when traditional martial arts were made illegal, and to the bygone days of professional boxing, when a "common publicity stunt was to have police on hand during a press conference to 'register' the boxer as a deadly weapon." The AFU & Urban Legends Archive also debunks the claim, writing, "research has failed to reveal any statutory, regulatory or other requirement that boxers -- or anyone skilled in martial arts -- 'register' their hands or any other body part as 'lethal weapons' in the U.S., UK, Canada, or any other common law nation." What the Archive did find, however, is that some U.S. courts have "concluded that a criminal defendant's boxing or martial arts experience should be considered when deciding whether s/he possessed a required intent to cause harm."

My eyes of course. 'Cause "if looks could kill" 'Scuse me, I'm bein' interupted..... What? Oh ...I didn't know that.... OK, I'm back. I shudda said "My appearance," 'cause "if looks could kill."

Ummm.. my fingerprints :/

I had to register a complaint, once. The pen wasn't very dangerous though. Hey, when someone takes martial arts training, they deliberately study the use of force. In other words, there is no need to register your hands. Your hands have already "been registered", by your attendance in a class. The judge will simply ask you "Do you know martial arts? Do you have a black belt in any form?" It would be perjury to lie, and you will have to admit to knowing exactly how lethal you are. That is the whole point ... to prove your intention, that you intended to inflict more damage than was necessary. Nobody will ever come by to confiscate your hands. They never issue bulletins to round up all the karate fighters in town. The question only arises AFTER the fact, after you've done some damage and the judge needs to know how accidental or intentional it was. Getting a black belt is enough ... to say "Yes, I'm an expert. I knew what I was doing". A couple of my friends refuse to accept a black belt for this reason. They continue to study martial arts but decline to be labelled a "black belt", in order to limit their legal liability if something should happen.

Yes, our site is intended to be a spoof. It is not meant to imply that you are actually registering your hands with any agency. THERE ARE NO OFFICIAL REGISTRY AGENCIES. We have a martial arts training center and we get people in who occassionally say their hands are registered and we thought wouldn't it be fun to have an unofficial, official registry. It's intent is very clear. We've sold many, many of them and people LOVE the humor intended. They are very fun gifts.

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I can honestly say that I have not found that I am required to register in any state...I don't know where that myth got started..lol :)

My stepmother cant cook woth a crap! Her biscuits are so hard they should be labeled as military weapons, stockpiled, and shot at rioting crowds and enemies, both foreign and domestic :D

Xmas fruitcake

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As of this post NO state in the USA has provisions for or requires "registering hands/feet" as deadly weapons. That whole concept is a myth that has been around for the past 40+ years and has never been deemed credible enough to warrant a law to compel trained fighters to register themselves as "deadly weapons". I have been a martial artist since I was 12 years old and a law enforcement officer since I was 24 and I have NEVER had to do something as silly as registering my hands or feet as weapons.

I don't think any such laws exist. At least not in New Hampshire. The very idea of it is rather absurd, since persons are accountable for their actions, not their abilities. +5