I have plenty of stories about snakes. what do you mean by LONG stories though?

I was watching Animal Planets the Miami cops one and they caught a 16 foot snake. Not a long story but one heck of a long snake.

No, sorry. But I do have a short story about a worm.

yes.

Yeah but I don't want to RATTLE on.

of course! i have a whole lot of them! my fave though, i walked into our chicken coop, and reached into one of the nests and grabbed an egg, but it wasnt an egg, it was a snakes head and i ran and got my sister and she got the rifle and as it was coming out of the coop, she aimed the gun and dad said dont put a bullet in my barn since the snakes head was right beside the barn, and wouldnt ya know my sis put a bullet in it's neck, and it stuck there. we brought the snake out and it looked a whole lot like the copperheads we have around here, and dad studied what was left of its neck and head and determined it was a chickensnake! it was over 7 ft long. and since i'm 5'0 and was 4'something at the time, it was huge to me! anyways yeah it scared the mess outa me

Not really.

Yes! As a field guide and snake enthusiast in South Africa-I have plenty! However, my favourite is how I obtained both my corn snakes. Never intending on keeping exotics,my first "child" was a rescue. I rescued "Sam" (Original I know) from a drug dealer who had been completely irresponsible with him. He was lost in gardens,vehicles dropped off balconies and got stoned almost every day (and that's not with rocks!)He was in a bad way and a few scars are still a reminder of his stoner days, but I have had him for 5 years now and he is doing awesome! Everyone loves him! My second "child" (for who I still seek a name - any ideas?) Literally rocked up on my door step a few weeks ago - our neighbors came knocking on the door of our apartment on the THIRD floor,they had no idea that I keep Sam here as we are not actually allowed pets. They also didn't know that I am such a snake enthusiast.The kind hearted gentleman asked me if I had lost a snake...now anyone who keeps a snake should have an idea of what went through my mind...I immediately looked at Sam's tank only to see he was safely in it - with a big grin on his face. As I peered around the corner outside my door, there lay a beautiful snow corn in great condition - very small still, but very healthy. Where she came from - NO IDEA!!! I asked the neighbor if he knew where it came from and he too had no idea. He was only too happy that I was willing to remove the animal. I kept an eye on her for the first 48 hours. She drank, she ate and she slept. Alas, a trip to the pet shop for a new tank...and then there were TWO!!!;) Thanks;)