ANSWERS: 2
  • I have no friends and have never been on there, to trust it or to return.
    • Ice man
      Evidently you're smarter than the 82 million that do.
    • Lilo Avli
      Smarter and better looking.
    • Ice man
      You forgot modest.
    • Lilo Avli
      Who is she ?
    • Ice man
      She's the tallest one in your church choir. How could you miss those big, voluptuous ..... buck teeth ?
    • Lilo Avli
      Damn it ! She told me her name was Larry and bred rabbits for a living.
    • Ice man
      Oh, that would be something to see. Eh? In Mexico they have some ladies that do that with donkeys.
    • Lilo Avli
      How much is a one-way ticket to Mexico nowadays ? Just askin'. Outta curiosity, like.
    • Ice man
      About half as much as a return ticket, would be a pretty safe bet.
    • Lilo Avli
      That's such a good deal, I think I'll buy two tickets, whilst they are on offer.
  • And a week later ... the number is now up to 87 million, and still growing.
    • Lilo Avli
      My toe nails are up to 5mm....and still growing. Is this just a coincidence or a Marxist-Canadian conspiracy ?
    • Ice man
      Yes !!
    • Lilo Avli
      D'oh ! You'd think I would have learned by now, for chrissakes !
    • Ice man
      Don't beat yourself up (or off) about it. Some folks learn slower than others...

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