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by Koz - Passion Perseverance Patience on July 19th, 2007
Once in a land far, far away there lived a group of people called Trids. The Trids were happy except for the huge ogre that lived on the mountain. The ogre would periodically terrorize the Trids.
The Trids tired of the ogre and sought to reason with him. They thought one of their religious leaders would be a good intermediary. So a group of Trids and their minister went up the mountain and before they could even say one word the ogre kicked them down the mountain. Not being dismayed the Trids thought that maybe the ogre was Catholic, so they sent another delegation, this time led by the local priest. But alas, as they approached the ogre he once again kicked them all down the mountain.
The Trids were upset until they thought that perhaps the ogre was Jewish. Unfortunately, no Trids were Jewish, so they wrote to the people of another land and asked them to send a Rabbi to help them with the ogre. The Rabbi arrived and led a delegation of Trids up the mountain. The ogre saw them coming and kicked all of them, except for the Rabbi, down the mountain. The Rabbi, having been told of the previous expeditions, wondered why he alone had not been kicked down the mountain, so he asked the ogre. The ogre laughed and replied:
"Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids!"
by Koz - Passion Perseverance Patience on July 20th, 2007
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by Oddjob on July 19th, 2007
"Silly Rabbi, *icks are for Chicks!" That one work? Friend use to say it all the time so now when I hear anything like it thats all that comes to mind.
by Lady Alathia of Vulcan on July 19th, 2007
...no. But it sounds hilarious! Tell me tell me!! ^_^
by Kyogre-Stataen on July 19th, 2007
Silly rabbit! Trix are for kids!
Oh and yes I did.
by blabbermouth on July 17th, 2010
lol, good one
by blabbermouth on July 17th, 2010
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by boomerD on April 22nd, 2010
It's a reference to an old ad campaign from the 1960's for the breakfast cereal Trix. A rabbit was always trying to steal the cereal, and kids always stopped rabbit, saying "Silly Rabbit, Trix are for Kids." There's a nice example here, on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNUJsJMWB5I
by Nelson - Jetpacking from bed on July 19th, 2007
Thank you for answering with the joke, it's a classic!
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Bingo!!!
by Nelson - Jetpacking from bed on July 19th, 2007
Give me a subject and I'll give you a joke.
by Koz - Passion Perseverance Patience on July 19th, 2007
A Rabbi, a Priest and a Buddist monk are in a life raft with Marilyn Monroe. . . Do you know this one?
by Nelson - Jetpacking from bed on July 19th, 2007
I've heard this before. Gotta rummage through my joke book.
by Koz - Passion Perseverance Patience on July 19th, 2007
It's not in a joke book! (clue number one)
by Nelson - Jetpacking from bed on July 19th, 2007
Nelson, need to step out for a couple of hours, I'll be back (in deep accented voice).
by Koz - Passion Perseverance Patience on July 19th, 2007
Cheers
by Nelson - Jetpacking from bed on July 19th, 2007
Alright, uncle! I'm ready for clue number 2.
by Koz - Passion Perseverance Patience on July 20th, 2007
The punchline is "Oh, you said life VEST"
by Nelson - Jetpacking from bed on July 20th, 2007
Getting warmer...
by Koz - Passion Perseverance Patience on July 20th, 2007
From a movie (last clue)
by Nelson - Jetpacking from bed on July 20th, 2007
Maybe I just don't know this one. I'm drawing a blank. However, I'm tempted to say "A Rabbi, a Priest and a Buddist monk are in a life raft with Marilyn Monroe" Marilyn Monroe looks up and says, "Wait a minute, is this some kind of joke?"
Or
The Monk and the Rabbi says, it's not against our religion but I think it would not be fair for us to do this to her. The Priest says, I've been waiting a long time for this, I'm going to do it. Both Monk and Rabbi reply, if you insist, we're not going to stop you. The priest moves closer to Marilyn Monroe and says, "Could I have your autograph, please?"
by Koz - Passion Perseverance Patience on July 20th, 2007
It's a line from a movie. Come on trivia king!
by Nelson - Jetpacking from bed on July 20th, 2007