How long will it take Shirley to find those dang keys? When will she pose her next inquiry? I bet she left them in an "Ask a Question" text box, or God forbid, in some obscure comment thread. What do you think?
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Jodie44
ANSWERS: 10
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Shirely should put a LoJac on her keys, and use the GPS to find them or better still put them in the same place each night.
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I suggest looking under the categories for "electromagnets" and "metal detectors".
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I think that we are recieving these fascinating developments in half-hour increments. I can just imagine what I will see when I sign on tomorrow..."Help! I'm 16 hours late for work, and I've just burned my house to the ground but I STILL can't find those pesky keys! Where amongst the rubble would YOU look?"
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And they are in the ignition. Kind of like someone looking for their glasses and realizing they have them on...........
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Well they must be here somewhere if THIS is where she continues to look for them... ALRIGHT BAGGERS, WHO TOOK SHIRLEY'S KEYS?? COUGH EM UP!!
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It would be a pity if she left them in the ignition, in the garage, and she finally found them, but realized the garage door was shut and... okay I am done.
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I think she put them on top of her computer and they fell behind, and everytime she posts a question looking for them she comes closer to finding them...
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They're under a rug somewhere waiting to trip someone walking by. They'll be found...eventually....but not until they're good and ready.
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In her purse. =o They eat things sometimes.
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The keys are in the sock that got lost in the laundry.
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