What is the most absurd "Confucious says ..." statement you can think of?
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Gracin the Strange
ANSWERS: 9
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Haha, you know the funny thing is that in the Analects, they almost never say "Confucious says..." but insted say "The Master said..." Anyways, here is my favorite. "Confucious say, Virginty like bubble - one prick, and it's all gone!"
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Confucious says...I'm bringin' sexy back.
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My favorite one is: Confucius say: man who fart in church sit in pew.
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Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
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"Confucious say, Man who walks through airport turnstiles sideways, is going to Bangkok."
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Confucious say, Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.
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Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot.
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Conficious say - woman who cooks rice and peas in same pot unsanitary. Confucious say - woman who ride bicycle upside down have crack up. Confucious say - man with hand in pocket feel nuts. Confucious say - man who grin and bear it smile naked.
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Confucious say-man who dress in glass house live in basement.
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