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I would recommend against this course of action, especially if you live with said Lady. Trust me... they have ways of getting even. You may not pay the Piper immediately, but it would be better if you did. The longer it takes for her to exact her vengeance, the worse the vengeance shall be. If you make it paint that shall come off with a decent scrubbing, the giggle might be worth the pain later.
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Think Al Jolson.
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Strongly warn against! If this was a guy on guy gag, maybe but this kind of stuff is only fun for fraternity brothers! Very uncool to do to ladies.
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With a mini-roller
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Whichever colour you choose, I don't think it will end good for you. Are you Max or are you Moritz? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_and_Moritz
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A clown face
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Why would you do such a mean thing to someone? Practical jokes aren't funny and the person could be seriously affected by this. I wish you would reconsider doinh this and find some other way to amuse yourself.
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You better have on your running shoes if you do that.
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You'd better be certain she's deeply medicated, but if you'd like my opinion, like Captain Jack Sparrow was painted on the cannibal island in DEAD MAN'S CHEST. With the eyes over the eyelids and rows of more eyes underneath.
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Make sure the paint is non toxic and allows for the skin to breathe, especially for an older person, you better hope she has a good sense of humor. I'd probably paint a skull face.
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