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by singwell-is off researching a lot on May 22nd, 2007

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What do you think of Neuticles - testicular implants for dogs that look and feel like the real thing - and that are said to boost a pet's self-esteem by replacing what was lost?

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  • by Redhawk on May 23rd, 2007

    Redhawk

    I first learned of Neuticles a few years ago when dealing with an "aggressive" young (2yrs old), very large male Lab.

    The owner's Vet had suggested to them that Neuticles might be the way to go and for a dog his size...large would be the correct size...for your AMUSEMENT run a google search to check the prices for these (inane) "puppies!" roflmao

    The dog was being fed (originally) a combo of a very pricey and supposedly popular (VET RECOMENDED..and purchased from his office) Dry dog food mixed with (the DREADED)semi-moist...oil and sugar filled pouched crap!

    In addition this VET had put the young dog on some type of Doggie "downers" to supposedly calm him enough to continue living with his family! ACK ACK ACK!!!

    They asked me if I thought the NEUTICLES would help.

    I suggested that we first change his diet (no sugar, no dyes) high meat, brown rice based dry food. Get him OFF the doggie-downers and increase his daily levels of physical activity and ACTIVE training...(ummm gee, what if we teach the dog to behave the correct, polite way we would like him to? what a concept!)

    Since these people had lots and lots of money (but evidently were poor in general common sense) I saw no reason NOT to work with their (aggressive.... hmmmm..really?) dog on a daily basis, which the dog needed and so did the owners because they evidently really thought that dogs grew up KNOWING by evidently divine intervention, I guess, HOW to behave and WHAT we humans expect from them!

    The Dog was NOT aggressive, he was BORED TO DEATH, (milling about in a big house with no clear direction or activities) Doped up to the gills on Vet prescribed medications, and being fed an insane diet designed to keep him supercharged on dyes and sugar (How to create an ADHD DOG!)

    Happy ending, Owners DID have a brain after all! Dumped the over charging, nitwit, take advantage VET. LEARNED how to support their dog's LEARNING and DOING good, positive behaviors and HAVING FUN! and...

    The dog was not plagued with an UNNECESSARY, EXPENSIVE and annoying surgery to "replace" his "lost" testis, which he could have given a rat's azz about in the first place...all he wanted to something to do with his family, some decent fun, and to understand what the hell they wanted from him.

    Their Vet had told them their dog was aggressive because he jumped on people and grabbed with his mouth!

    (Is there no one here whose YOUNG dog or puppy has NOT done this behavior before being taught not to jump???? The Vet diagnosed this "AGGRESSIVE BEHAVIOR" when the dog was 7 months old!)

    I think Neuticles are a freaking amusing idea (as a gag gift for a guy or gal who is known to have a big brass pair in regards to their "behaviors"...and this is my trip down memory lane with regards to someone actually considering BUYING a set!

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  • by Anonymous on May 23rd, 2007

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    What do I think.... people will buy anything these days.

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  • by hemiman on May 23rd, 2007

    hemiman

    I cant imagine buying anything like that for a dog. A dog's self-esteem? What a big, steaming pile of doggie doo.

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  • by the general on May 23rd, 2007

    the general

    hello singwell,interestingly that self esteem thing is the very reason i ve always prefered female dogs to male dogs.i ve owned both and i don t think that i would own another male dog,it would definitly be a female.the one that i loved the most was a female sheltie and the one that gave me the most problems was a hard headed male with serious ego problems.
    interesting question,this is the first time that i ve heard of this.

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  • by Kevisaurus is a Carnotaurus today on May 22nd, 2007

    Kevisaurus is a Carnotaurus today

    Silliest thing I have heard today.
    I doubt a dog is going to have issues whether it has lost its nuts or not.
    I guess the dog will miss them so I suppose it's a good thing for the dog. That's too funny.

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  • by Sheriff Raff -Answerhag on December 27th, 2008

    Sheriff Raff -Answerhag

    I hope Lance Armstrong got one.

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  • by Halskiisaklink on May 23rd, 2007

    Halskiisaklink

    I think they would work better on young, male bogans and lawyers.

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  • by LeMeThink on May 23rd, 2007

    LeMeThink

    Yes, that would work if dog has brain of a human male (a women would say we the men, think from between legs not between ears)

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  • by weatherman taking week or so off on May 23rd, 2007

    weatherman taking week or so off

    A fool and his (her) money are soon parted.

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  • by Jade on May 23rd, 2007

    Jade

    That's insane. I am so amazed what some people can think of to spend their money on. It's their money so if they want to shove it up a duck's a$$ it's their business, but with all the good things they could be doing with it, they should be ashamed.

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