What is the biggest difference between what happens on TV and what happens in real life?
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Happy endings.
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On TV everyone looks good.
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people don't get out of bed with makeup on and only one or two hairs out of place.
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They never seem to use the toilet,even first thing in the morning.
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They get to practice their reactions, pains and disappointments over and over before they let the world see them.
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People with a standard job and salary with huge, beautifully decorated homes or apartments.
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More people on TV are paired off than in real life.
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Two things spring to mind : 1. in real life most issues don't get resolved only 30 or 60 minutes; and 2. I never understood why a married couple, who presumably spent the night together in the same bed, say good morning to each other only in the kitchen or at the breakfast table - I say it to my DH before I either of us has even left the bed.
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There's no remote to turn her off.
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On TV: -nobody ever spends ten minutes having a conversation about the weather unles sthe weather turns out to be a really crucial element in what happens later that day. -No-one ever forgets what they were going to say or gets their word muddled up and says "par cark" instead of car park. Or gets the hiccups. Or farts at a really serious moment. - no-one tries to open the door of their house with the key to the office. Or walks into a room then walks out again because they completely forgot what they went in for. - on TV eithereveryone always has the right change for a taxi or gives very big tips. - on TV there's always a parking space when and where you need one. - On Eastenders, nobody ever watches Eastenders.
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On TV it all works out in the end, the guilty get found out and punished etc. In real life...Hmmm.
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