ANSWERS: 38
  • An animal crapping on you? You could consider it luck, maybe, but I'd say it'd be nothing more but a joke to a bunch of rogue seagulls. It's just wrong place, wrong time syndrome.
  • Lets think about this, no
  • Well........i have another angle on your question. bought a new car in 2000. went to tunica, mississippi to fitzgeralds casino. woke up the next morning. out of all the cars parked in the parking lot, only my new car had at least 50 bird poops on it. no other car was touched. after washing my car, my wife and i went to the grand casino and brought back over $6,000.00 in winnings. was it luck or was it just plain bird poop that gave us the winning streak? who knows. you decide!
  • I am not sure but I am planning to play the MegaMillions game tonight. This morning driving to work with my sunroof opened, a bird pooped through the roof onto my shirt. I laughed it off. Then at lunch today, while talking in the restaurant parking lot with a coworker, another bird pooped on the other side of my shirt. I will let you all know if I win!!
  • No it's not good luck when a bird poops on you. Whenever you get pooped on, you want to kill that stupid bird. I don't know who started that myth but it's false. You feel terrible when a bird poops on you. When a bird poops on you i don't think the first thing that comes to your mind is "Oh YES now good luck it coming!" I think that you say "ARE YOU SERIOUS, THIS IS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING THIS IS THE WORST DAY IN MY LIFE! I HATE BIRDS AND WHY IS THE POOP SO LIQUIDY!"
  • I suppose its good luck it didnt land in your mouth....
  • I personally don't see that as a sign of good luck.
  • I don't know who would twist that into some kind of good luck sign...NO.
  • I dont think it is good luck..I would have to go take a shower and change..so I am going to go with No :)
  • I don't see how being crapped on would be too good of anything. I would say it is good luck if a bird doesn't poop on you.
  • I've heard it is but if I was the one being pooped upon I don't think I would consider myself lucky.
  • Only if you're wearing disposable garments.
  • Not if it's in the mouth.
  • I'd kinda say it's the other way around. Why? Did it work for you? A bunch of birds pooped on my wife in England and it didn't do anything but put her in a bad mood for the rest of the day---which obviously didn't help my day either.
  • It's good luck for the dry cleaner....
  • This question should be answered w/some element of research into folklore, not just that you personally don't like to get pooped on! Now I'm not suggesting the movie w/Diane Lane having a mid-life crisis and going to Tuscany and buying a villa on impulse is indeed the type of research I propose, but in that movie (Under the Tuscan Sun? not sure of the title) the homeowner decides she doesn't want to sell the home after all, that is until a bird poops on DL - well, that seals the deal and the realtor/lawyer guy tell DL how that was a sign of good luck. So to the research, people!!
  • It is good luck for the person standing next to you!
  • People keep telling me so, but i rather not have it happen this way (the mess, the smell, the embarrassment etc)
  • If bird poop extends to ones automobile, then yes. Wife and i were in Tunica, Mississippi, gambling. My new auto was parked in the casino parking lot. there were at least 60 other autos there, also. Woke up one morning to discover that the birds had bombed my new auto 57 times with bird poop. Made it to a car wash. Later that morning, went to the Grand Casino. wife hit many slot machine jackpots. took home well over $4,000.00! Did the bird poop have anything to do with it? Who knows. the birds are welcomed to do it again. Right??
  • Not if your mouth was open and you were looking up.
  • After going home for a lunch break & returning to work after a refreshing shower, a bird JUST crapped on me about 15 minutes ago. I've had approximately 10 people tell me in the mean time that it's good look, however, i don't see where this notion came from. Does anyone know where this notion originated?!?!?!?!
  • We always consider it good luck when a bird poops, good luck it was not an elephant. XX
  • I don't know about "luck", but its f*cking nasty. I caught one on top of my head once.
  • To the clothes cleaners! ;-)
  • I think people feel better when someone says it brings good luck as it was unlucky for them to get shit on in the first place.
  • no, its just gross imo.
  • Not for the soon to be dead bird.
  • Well I got dumped on by a seagull this morning all over my shirt and arm. He must have been holding it for a week or more. Anyway I'm going to the casino tonight (pre-planned) and we will see if it's good luck or just plain old bird poop. So far I think it's bad luck because it was my good shirt.
  • Shoot! I must be full of good luck then! When I was young, I had a whole flock poop on me...and boy was it stinky. I keep reading "Have you ever pooped on a bird?"
  • Then I've been blessed with good luck several times.
  • It was good luck for me when my car was pooped on. I parked my car in the driveway Saturday, and when I left to play golf Sunday morning my car was covered with at least 100 bird poops. I did not know this was supposed to be good luck, but on my way to golfing I bought a 2 $1 lottery tickets and on the first one I won $2 and on the second I won $500. That flock of birds is welcome to land in my tree anytime.
  • No,it's sh*t luck.
  • no man. its just chance.you being at the wrong place at the wrong time..
  • I hope so. I have a parrot.
  • Not for the bird......
  • i think people say its good luck because they want to say that something thats gross is going to have a positive result. today as i was getting into my car a bird pooped on my leg. it was gross kind of brown and slimy.
  • The myth that a bird pooping on you is good luck originates in religion. A bird once pooped on a virginal Palestinian woman, and a whole new religion was invented. If a bird poops on you it's merely; immaculate conception. Roll with it, you may end up getting worshiped if your image appears on toast, a tortilla, or a water stain on the side of someone's house... Reality Check: An anmial pooping on you is -just an animal pooping on you. Sometimes, any creature's poop on you can lead to any various diseases. See Chagas Disease, and Cat feces disease to name just two common ones. There is a bird feces disease, that one contracts if you happen to inhale the bird feces when it poops on you. Mythical Dieties turning themselves into birds in order to impregnate young, young, young, Palestinian Girls, (so young they are still virgins), is a silly concept and needs to be rejected immediately by any modern intelligent person. Ignorant stories for Ignorant Minds of 2000 years ago, just don't apply to any intelligent present day person. It is more likely that Mary had to just come up with something quick, before she got stoned to death, for being pregnate out of parent selected marriage. Smart kid, stupid people.
  • It was reported that the late film and Broadway entertainer, Ethel Merman, was strolling with her friend, equally famous Judy Garland, in New York's Central Park, when a bird swooped and landed a major poop all over Ethel! Without missing a beat, a disgusted Ethel remarked, "You know, Judy, for SOME people they sing!" :-) +5

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