Do you ever worry that there can only be so much happiness in the universe, and that every time you smile, a unicorn gets punched in the face?
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No I don't worry about a unicorn getting slapped in the face but I do worry my lottery ticket might get lost in cyber space and spoil my future changes of being the happiest little slapper in the universe.
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No I don't worry about a unicorn getting slapped in the face but I do worry my lottery ticket might get lost in cyber space and spoil my future changes of being the happiest little slapper in the universe.
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No I don't worry about a unicorn getting slapped in the face but I do worry my lottery ticket might get lost in cyber space and spoil my future changes of being the happiest little slapper in the universe.
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No I don't worry about a unicorn getting slapped in the face but I do worry my lottery ticket might get lost in cyber space and spoil my future changes of being the happiest little slapper in the universe.
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No, although I probably will after now.
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Not at all. The one that punched the unicorn will pay for it :)
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No, I don't think there can only be so much happiness in the universe. But if everytime I smile, a unicorn gets punched in the face, then when I read your question a unicorn did get punched in the face. That should make me sad, but I loved your question so much I can't help smiling.
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Goddammit, I never USED to worry about that - but now I'm going to be straight-faced and sleepless for weeks! Geez, thanks very much...!
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