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I've only given her a black eye twice
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Oh Great, I get Porky Pig as the judge!!!!!
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Honey I shrunk the kids!
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But.... I only slept with her sister twice.
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Yes, your honor, I did marry him for his money, but I am divorcing him for his brother.
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Wife: (assuming the judge is a guy) " I just love that black dress your honor.. Where did you get it"? Husband: "I told you your honor. All she does is shop and buy clothes. She's made me broke. I can't afford alimony" Judgment husband!
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Hell, everything is hard to say in divorce court!
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darn. i was hoping for judge judy.
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Your Honour, I have just won the lottery.
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Oh well, I can always fall back on my second wife.
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You just don't understand.
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What? Just because this baby isn't his? Why do you men always make it such a big deal?
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