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I've been trying to look for a job but I haven't been able to find one yet.
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We'll be getting a hotel room
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"Do you all have any rubbers?"
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Any tips on how to get into your daughter/sons pants?
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When I'm done with your daughter, I'll be back for you sir!
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Wow your house is so nice- what a change after Sing Sing!
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Do you have any Valtrex? My herpes is acting up. (note: not a slam, 1 in 4 of us has herpes)
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I see where she gets her great tits from
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I never met them.
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Hi, you are so lucky to have a grand-daughter like ________. (fill in the blank with your favorite girl's name)
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Sing the Addam's Family theme song to them with their name instead of the Addam's "They're creepy and they're kooky, mysterious and spooky. They're all together ooky the <their name here> family." OOky indeed. lol
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I would really like an intimate relationship with you. Your daughter sleeps with anything with a pulse when she is drinking or on drugs.
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Did she always have freckles all over her body, or have they just started to accumulate over time?
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Do you think I could have a go at her sister? This one is kind of a yawn in the sack...
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"Don't wait up." And that probably will be the last thing I say to him and anyone else.
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Got an extra condom?
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"judging from experience with you're wife, how we looking with three-way action"
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Your daughter gives good...
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"Hey Pops! What's shakin? So, Tina and I will be back around 3 am- that is, after we've played the 'ol Hide the Snausage game, if-ya-know-what-I-mean!" *playfully elbowing the father in the ribs* "Huh? HUH?!" *Big, dumb, stupid grin* *wink at dad* The next thing the big dumb boyfriend hears is the 'chik chik' sound of dad's shotgun clicking the bullet into place...
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Thanks for letting us borrow you camcorder....Wanna check out the movie we made last night?
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Does one or two lines mean someone's pregnant? Oh and what exactly IS the rythm method?
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i always thought she was a bit of a slapper - now i know she is!! I can imagine no-one would live if they ever said anything like that to my dad about me!! x x
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Can I borrow a few bucks?
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"When I was in the penetentiary.......".
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Do you know if she's allergic to latex?
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If my parole officer calls, say I wasn't here. :o)
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Anything with alcohol on your breath and bloodshot eyes. "I'll be back with your daughter".. lol.
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I'll have her back for breakfast....by the way, what will we be having?, make sure there's lots of bacon!
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Man your daughter has a sweeet lookin body! Especially her tits! Damn! She whon't be home till tomorow morning, because I'm gonna gave fun with her tonight! Shit son, she's fine. Were gonna get all liquored up, then I'll get the cam corder and were gonna get all censored yo! So could I borrow a 20$ I'm all out of booze. Peace Dog, oh by the way dont call were gonna be busy.
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Thats what she's going to look like later in life?
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What kind of birth control does she prefer?
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Now I know where you get phat booty from baby! Your mom ass is smokin'!
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Your Son is such a dumbass he will fall for anything :)
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Don't you think be baby will be good looking?
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