ANSWERS: 9
  • It is healthy to masturbate, yes. There are studies that link masturbation to reductions in prostate cancer in men. Additionally, masturbating gives you endorphins, which make you happy, thereby putting you in a better mood.
    • we are dough
      Endorphins should not be held in captivity......
  • 12-03-2016 It hasn't hurt anybody yet.
  • It's healthier than spelling it wrong. Lol:)
    • RareCatch
      Excellent Dec. 03
    • kwhit190211
      Nobody got hurt yet from choking the chicken, wacking the willie! :)
    • beaker95
      Bashing the Bishop....
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      I hope Motorcycle Irene doesn't mind, but I was just squinting at her picture...but alas, it's just too small to masterbate. (the picture, that is) *blink blink*
  • No, have Christmas Day off.....
  • "Masterbate" is not a word.
  • I like to masturcate. I do it hundreds of times daily.
    • beaker95
      Boaster....
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      lol, my dentist told me it was important!
  • Impossible. There is no such word as "masterbate".
  • It is darn essential.....
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      I'm doing it right now! Oh, wait, I'm not... Did you know there's a mental disorder that causes some people to masturbate non-stop...and it causes them to be unable to hold jobs and such, and they do it sometimes without realizing...like taking it out and stroking it at your dinner party and...well..you get the unfortunate picture. HERE'S A DOCUMENTARY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvwhBZ4aaQQ
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      Shoot, that's not the documentary I looked for. The one I saw was funny, and it referred to this problem, not as "an addiction", but as a disorder called "CMD" (Compulsive Masturbation Disorder). This was actually featured in an episode of Sons Of Anarchy. And well Mr Pants is waiting for his Medical Alert Bracelet as we speak (I ordered one for Turrets too.) (I'm an asshole, I know. *hangs head in shame*) Hey, perhaps that's a disorder too, so I can have an excuse for even that? Hmm.. *leafs through medical encyclopedia* "Asshole Syndrome" ...no. .."Chronic Jerk Disorder"? No, it just says "See CMD" there. ..Oh I'll find it! ...
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      I'm still looking for that documentary. Meanwhile, here's an old family movie... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDPPyGse_nA
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      Another family movie (Dad was a real camera buff)... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82oPNXUf0Ks
  • Healthy, yes, but everyday? not sure........if you overdo it, soon it won't be any fun!!!!!!!!

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