What's the best use you got out of a bible so far? I opened a Heineken with it at a hotel room.
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ANSWERS: 19
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I found faith in God, and his holyness and perfection.
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It helps me in every aspect of my life. It's my guide. You're use to open a beer is detestable and highly offensive, but that's between you and God.
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I don't often neg a question, but this one I did. It is offensive to me and to many others that you should so downgrade the bible, which has been the basis of 2000 years of western culture, judiciary, art and music. The bible which is the reason that millions of people are scattered throughout the world helping orphans and AIDs victims, victims of natural disasters, the sick, the infirm, the mentally challenged, who build schools and hospitals, train doctors and nurses,dig wells so that the poor can have clean water...I know. I have been and done some of these things...what is the best use for the bible? taking it to heart and letting it change your life so that you love others around you and live a full and meaningful life....
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To all the people who got so offended by this question: Relax, bible is just a hard cover, with paper and ink that got mass printed from some giant print, no more, no less. Btw.. one friend in the room was christian, just found that out there and then, I actually had hard time believing it, always thought he was cool and rational thinking, not that christians are not, well he grabbed the bible and hid it under the mattress.
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This is the most rude question ever if i do say so my self but i got a path to heaven becaues of it
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My Columbian friend's mother's house had a few Spanish bibles and I asked if I could have one. I read all of Genesis and parts of other books. It helped me to learn how to read Spanish better.
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Sometimes i roll joints withthe pages, when i can be bothered getting it out from under the table, it wobbles you see..
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excellent question lmao mine is a dustcollector, and the other one is used to complete the seal in a SGI Octane XIO bay for cooling purposes
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What a moron.
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BIBLE FIGHT!!!! *flwack!*
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God asks, "Where do you come from, Satan?" "Roaming the earth", he says!! Book of Job. just looking for someone to bully, aren't ya. the best way to handle a person like you is to totally ignore. so that is what I am gonna do. Shalom.
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new use, to roll mandragora leaves for smoking. Leviticus smoked so smooth, and kept the Mandragora leaves tightly packed. hmm a good use FINALLY for the bible.And to think I was paying for papers
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Well, that is certainly not the best use one can make of the bible. Reading it can be inspirational.
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Whe I used to smoke "ROLLUP`S"and ran out of papers I used the leaves out of the bibleas they are just perfect for the job. oh I do not smoke now.
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Bathroom reading. I haven't bought toilet paper in about 2,000 verses!
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I found no use for The Bible, practical, spiritual or otherwise. I read a lot of it, especially when I was younger, but I can't say that much of it is something I want to associate myself with. Aside from general and evident common sense, it's actually a rather nasty book. I hit a Bible with a knife once, and the blade actually broke. Maybe it was a sign.
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I ran out of rolling papers at christmas. The pages are remarkably thin.
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Props open a window very well.
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