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In the refrigerator or freezer where it won't smell. Or bury in the the cemetary where no one will think of looking for a dead body.
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In the audience of a Daniel O'Donnel concert, blends right in.
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Well; you get one of these big barrels , put the body inside , pour acid and lime inside , then .. Bury the barrel out in the woods ... or under the floor in your basement .. +5
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At the police station next to the main desk
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Take it to Guido down at the rendering plant and slip him 5 large. it will be totally dissolved consider this the next time you buy cooking oil or crisco
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During Halloween, you can just display it on your porch.
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In a drawer at the morgue.
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in a volcano... if you can. preferably an active one, the body will be underneath layers of rock once the lava cools. if you cant do that, then put the body in a box. fill the box with cement and drop the box in the middle of the OCEAN... it has to be in the ocean because anyone looking for the body will have to have a very durable submarine to travel to the bottom of the ocean because they would be pressed down my the water that deep... and if they came up too fast, they would die. but i wouldnt recommend killing anyone or hiding the body because there are always ways to link it all together... its just harder when the body isnt found.
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Never hide it, get rid of it. Take a boat into the ocean with lots of chum. Pour chum into water. Tie bricks to dead bodys feet. cut big gashes in body. drop in ocean.
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Under a new road or where they are digging new pipe-works. +5
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In a Baghdad market! Oooh, below the belt but accurate!!
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In alligator food.....Its pretty hard to identify a body when its turned into alligator shit....
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You may not believe this, but I flagged this a duplicate. It has already been asked!
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In Washington, Congress. Who would notice among the rest of the brain dead?
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If I tell you, then you and the police will know where to look!
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In the ground !!!!!
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In an old folks home.
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Way out in a field You can dig a hole with an agar 6 ft deep, 3 ft diameter . It would take 50 years to find anything out there:)
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in your stomach
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Store it in your freezer until you can work up an appetite. : )
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Dismemberment, place it in a garbage bag and huck that shit in the river.
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That would depend upon how hungry you were.
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Fact from fiction, truth from diction. As the MOB say: "Three can keep a secret if two are dead". Yu seem like an OK guy, if I told you I would have to use the method on you because if I ever needed it, I can't have ANYONE with a hint of how I will do it. How does a fish get caught? It opens his mouth. ;-D
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The sun. +5
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in the confessional at church the drive-in at Arby's away from the fireplace at Starbucks ice creamer freezer at the Kroegers
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cover it with concrete and put it in the park as a statue, few days of bird poop & nobody will notice it
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Under my bed.
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Cementary.
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Ask the dude who got rid of Jimmy Hoffa! :o) He could probably give you a few excellent places!
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head,hands and feet.separate these and dispose of them via alligator or sharks.the torso is a bit of a problem.you can go a few diiferent routes but smaller pieces are prefered.
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Where the body will blend. The morgue.
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I kept Mom in the living room under the coach for a month. No problems.
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in the trunk of your car!!! :)
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Inside of another dead body.
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just like micheal jackson and just fakin eat it
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In a high school geometry class, everyone will just assume that they are sleeping just like everyone else
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Around here, cut the body into chum, throw it in or near a lake and the gators will take it from there. :-)
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Cleveland? D'oh - NOT Cleveland...
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In the teller's chair in a British Rail ticket office
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the south pole since at the north pole Santa will give it right back at Christnas time instead of giving the lump of coal,
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